AUTHOR: me when I reappear every year.. HELLO!!!! im sorry i RARELY log into wattpad anymor but this ask book is so nostalgic i've been running it for 5 years naow and IM NOT STOPING ANYTUME SOOONN!!! so ask!! Ask as much as u wanna bc it mite take me five years but it will.. be answered 👅
anyways!! @paperhat_master
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FLUG: D-do you want me to break a l-limb???
AUTHOR: obvi
FLUG: The things I d-do for this dumb.. book.. Grumble..
AUTHOR: lol
~~ BLACK HAT: What are the two of you doing in my office? I am not partaking in whatever infuriating and absolutely adolescent activity you are getting into. And you, young lady have ONE MORE YEAR until adulthood and this-
FLUG, WHISPERING: H-he's gonna go on.. should we just leave?.. What if h-he gets really pissed?..
AUTHOR: boy just do it b4 I clock u tf up
FLUG: Okay!! Jeez
Flug clears his throat awkwardly before hoisting himself up onto Black Hat's desk.
BLACK HAT: What in all things evil and sacred are you doing??? Get off my de-
FLUG: **does a fucking backflip and falls on his ass.**
~
AUTHOR: well. one lecture and beating later. yay!! Accomplished!!
FLUG: I am never, doing that again- Did you SEE how close I was to snapping my own damn neck????
AUTHOR: yea yea ur FINE.
FLUG: sigh.. Anyway, to answer your question.
FLUG: I don't really see fan characters o-or self inserts a-as bad in it of themselves, b-but...
AUTHOR: he totes tinks they cringe.
FLUG: W-what else am I supposed t-to think??? I'm a 28 y-year old guy w-with young fans shipping t-themselves with me!..
