The Dark, Dreadful Chronicles of Wednesday Addams

Daily Life

- A Couple Weeks Later -
It was a bright, sunny morning.

Inside the gigantic mansion.
There was a weird goth family living their daily lives.

Gomez was playing with his toy trains, purposely making them crash into each other so he would be able to watch the explosions.

Watching the explosions always gave him joy, it took him back to the times were he committed crimes with his gang.

Back then, both him and his friends robbed trains, rigged the tracks so the trains would crash into each other and the entire gang would laugh as they happily watch their enemies burn to death.

Morticia was tending to the garden, watering the black roses so the flowers would be able to grace everyone with their dark beauty.

Thing was watching Fester's blackpill videos. Learning the cold, hard reality of the world. But it was even worse for him.

Because he was an sentient hand. It was MUCH harder for him to get women to notice him. They usually run away screaming when they see him.

His last blind date's dog attempted to eat him and the sentient hand ended up in a hospital for an entire week.

The nurses and doctors had no idea how to heal a moving hand that was alive, it wasn't part of the usual lessons one learns to work in the medical field.

So they ended up waiting for the wounds to heal on their own and took him home.

Fester was posting blackpill videos of himself crying on Youtube because women were repulsed by him. He was actually a nice guy, but women never give him a chance. Due to his appearance.

Wednesday was busy writing another story one of her stories filled with brutality and angst. As a teenager, it was naturally easy for her to write angsty stories.

As usual, her story was about a kind hearted female protagonist slowly becoming cold and pessimistic. Due to being ridiculed and abused by her bullies, teachers, and her family.

She ended the story with the girl losing her mind and murdering everyone who fucked her over in life. In the most horrific ways possible.

And Pugsley was busy blowing up his toys with dynamite. He was addicted to the explosions. Like his father, he also enjoyed the beauty of the explosions.

He went on multiple father-son trips were they broke into other peoples houses and blew up their property.

As they were living their lives as usual, a guy knocked on the door and Wednesday opened it.

"Hello there, ma'am are your parents home?"
He asked.

"Nope. He moved to another country, but he did tell me to give you a message. He told me to tell you "We're not accepting any more visitors. Fuck off and leave us alone."
The girl said almost slamming the door in his face.

Before she could shut the door. Her father Gomez showed up.

"Ah Wednesday, I see you've gotten a friend."
The father said to his daughter.

"He's not my friend, father. He's just some random nuisance who wants to ruin our peace."
The girl explained.

"...... What did we say about judging people based on their looks?"
Gomez asked.

"........ It's wrong to judge people based on their looks...."
Wednesday answered.

it was the first time someone came to visit in years.

A couple years ago,
the last couple of people the Addams dealt with we're gold diggers and serial killers who looked like everyone else.

One was a fake Fester who pretended to be the kids uncle while trying to rob them all by breaking their into their vault and stealing their money.

The family eventually figured it out and Gomez sliced the impster pretending to be his brother into pieces.

The imposter's mom tried murdering Pugsley as for revenge for her dead son.

Wednesday ended up breaking the mom's legs in half, watched her scream in agony, and she cut her head off with an axe.

It served her right for threatening to kill her brother.
The only person who gets to threaten and torture Pugsley was her, no one else.

The real Fester eventually came back and reunited with the family.

A couple months after that,
a gold digging serial killer pretended to be attracted to Fester.

Faking a honeymoon while throwing a toaster into the bathtub while the man was trying to take a bath.

The bald man mistook her attempted murder for an accident. So the woman brought a bomb, and tried blowing him up with the entire house.

Only to have him live through that too.
She eventually got so pissed off, she ended up breaking into the Addams mansion, pointed a gun at the family, tied them all up to electric chairs, she and attempted to electrocute them all to death.

Thing ended up saving them all when he grabbed a gun and shot her in the head.

........

The mansion doesn't have a good track record when it came to visitors.

So you can't really blame Wednesday for not being willing to trust a complete stranger knocking on the mansion door.

"That's right, now go to your room."
Gomez told his daughter.

Wednesday had a bored, emotionless look on her face as she left.