The Dark, Dreadful Chronicles of Wednesday Addams

Streets of Rage

- Wednesday -
I glared at the irritating nuiscence as I was losing patience with her. Every second she so spent with her emotions was wasted time.

"Enid... Continue.. Now... I won't ask again."
I said to the annoying mutt.

"(Sigh).... After your uncle killed himself, those men took your parents into an ancient dungeon."
She explained.

Well, it looks like there's nothing I can do now.. Since there's no way I could track them down. I guess I'll just go to my room and suffer in silence over my lost parents.

They were dear to me, I acutally loved them...
They'll be missed.

Just as I was about to give up, the mutt told me she could track down the smell and save my parents with her.

"..................."
I turned away from her, she grabbed my arm and she told me
"Wednesday.... I know you don't like me that much.. And I know you'd rather hang yourself than be around me, but... Please.... Don't you want to save your parents?"

I smacked her hand away and stayed silent.

Amidst the silence, my brother Pugsley walked down the stairs to the living room and he asked what was going on.

The nuiscence explained that people broke into the mansion and they kidnapped his parents. He started to freak out and he demanded that he went with us.

So the 3 of decided to go off to the ancient dungeon to save our parents. Just as all of us were about to walk outside the mansion, Thing crawled towards us and climbed on my shoulder.

"AAAHHH!!!!! What the hell is that?!!!" The mutt yelled pointing at Thing.

The sentient hand awkwardly stared at the nuiscence in silence and I explained what Thing was telling her "This is Thing, he's our pet hand. He may be small, but he's killed many people in his life."

The mutt quickly turned away and the 3 of us went off to save our parents.

..............

As we were all walking,
I realized somthing, the mutt never explained where we were going, so I coldly asked saying
"Aren't you forgetting somthing, mut? You've never told us where the ancient dungeon is."

"Oh, whoops I must've forgot."
She said while giggling, pissing me off.

"The dungeon we're going to is located north from the mansion you live inside of."
She explained to the both of us.

"And we can't drive a car there, because?...."
Pugsley asked, getting slightly annoyed.

"If we were to go there by driving, the car would explode with us inside of it. The dungeon has a really dark energy. Cars aren't able to handle it."
The mutt continued to explain.

After that, the 3 of us continued to walk through the city.

There were many thugs who tried to attack us, we brutally murdered them all by tearing out some of their spinal cords and stabbing their bodies with the cords.

Shortly after we tore apart the thugs bodies. A giant buffed up thug appeared in front of us, insulting his henchmen, screaming the words "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?!!!! YOU'RE GETTING BEATEN BY A BUNCH OF KIDS!!!!!!"

One of the beaten thugs who survived told his boss "Th..... They're way stronger than they look, boss. They killed nearly every...."
Before he could finish his sentence, I stomped on his neck, crushing it so hard his head fell off.

"...... It looks like I forgot to finish the job on that one... That was a mistake, I don't let people fuck me over and live to tell about it. You're going to die here."

After i told him that.
The giant, buffed up douchebag screamed "SHUT UP BITCH!!!!! I AIN'T AFRAID OF SOME EMO BITCH, A PREPPY THOT, AND AN ANNOYING LITTLE FUCKER!!!!!!"

"(Sigh)...... Screaming your own insecurities because you're scared to die, typical.... Just what I expected from a Neanderthal thug living in the streets. No wonder your parents abandoned you, they were embarrassed to have ever given birth to such an idiotic creature."
I said back to him with a bored face.

I then walked towards the neanderthal in front of me, walked towards until I was an inch away and sliced his body with a pocket knife.

The cut was so big, his intestines fell off.

"Wh..... What..... H..... How..."
He asked with the life fading from his eyes.

"Your ego was so big, it lead you to your death, you could've done anything you wanted with your life and you chose this. Such a disappointment. If heaven is real, then your parents are laughing at how much of a mistake you were... Not like you'll ever go there, people like you usually end up suffering in hell, regretting every single time they fucked someone over.... With your death, I'll be doing the world a favor. There's no place for disgusting, Neanderthal trash like you here. Goodbye."
After I belittled him, I grabbed my pocket knife, shoved it down his mouth, and pulled it out.

Once I pulled the knife out of that Neanderthal thug's disgusting mouth, any signs of him living was gone.

Both Enid and Pugsley cheered as they ran up to me and they both hugged me.

"Way to go, Wednesday!!!"
The mutt said cheering me on.

"You were so cool out there!!!!
My brother said also cheering me on.

I pushed both of them off, told them I don't do hugs, and I continued to walk forward with the two following me.