The Dark, Dreadful Chronicles of Wednesday Addams

The Witch

- Pugsley -
After finding out the witch has changed my sister for revenge, I strapped all one of my weapons into my backpack.

I was gonna be facing her alone, I needed every weapon to pull it off.

There was no room for mistakes, failure was not an option. If I die, then Wednesday will spend the rest of her days being the exact thing she always hated.

I walked out of the mansion and I stole a car. The person I stole from screamed at the top of his lungs. Calling me a stupid asshole.

I punched him on the head and told him I've got way more important shit than he had to do.

After that, I yelled at him to get an Uber. He threw his shoe at the back of the car I stole drove away.

I drove 300MPH on the street, there wasn't any time to waste. Every second I spent, Wednesday and my parents were suffering.

I eventually drove to the cave inside a cold, dark forest, got out of my car, kicked the door open, and yelled "I KNOW YOU'RE HERE YOU OLD WITCH!!!! GET OUT HERE!! NOW!!!!!!"

Athena walked towards me, leaving the dark shadows of the cave.

She had an annoying smug look as she told me "So you're finally here... It's about time one of you Addams trash showed up. I was starting to think you all forgot about little old me."

I glared pointing my machine gun at her. Telling her
"It's kind of hard to forget a witch who fucked up my sister's personality. But don't worry, I'll make sure you'll eventually be dead, buried, and forgotten when I'm done with you."

"Wait.... Before you attack me, just stop and think... If you kill me, you're sister will go back to being miserable, hating every second of her life. Do you really want her to go back to living like that?"
The old witch asked.

"........ Don't try that reverse psychological bullcrap on me. You're not the first manipulative psychopath I've dealt with... I already know your game. You're planning on making me feel bad for Wednesday because she's a naturally gloomy person... "
As i was explaining her plan, the witch glared at me.

"While making me think I'm the bad guy for wanting my sister to be her real self, instead of her living in her happy little delusional fairytale land.... Right?"
I asked.

"Tch.... I should've expected this coming from an Addams... You people always irritate me...."
After she was done saying that, she threw a fireball at me and I dodged it.

After I dodged the fireball. I used the machine gun I was holding and started firing at her.

I shot her 60 times in the head, she should've died, but her magic powers regenerated her wounds.

"You can't stop me!!!!! I'm immortal!!! No amount of bullets can kill me!!!!"
Athena yelled with maniacal laughter.

"Listen you stupid, old witch... I don't care about your immortality... I don't care about your beef with my dad... And I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID ATTEMPT AT REVENGE!!!!! FUCK.... YOU!!!!"
I screamed I ran up to her and shoved a grenade in her mouth.

The grenade blew up her head and she once again regenerated.

After her head regenerated, She electrocuted me with energy coming out of her hand. While I was being electrocuted, I grabbed my sword out of my backpack and sliced both of her hands off.

After I cut both her hands off. She growled while calling me an annoying little shit.

She then had a ton of water coming out of her mouth, she used the water to trap me inside a water ball.

If I wasn't prepared, I would've drowned, but unfortunately for her. I had a scuba mask that allowed me to breath underwater indefinitely.

She eventually got tired of the keeping the water ball up. The magic was slowly wearing her down.

After the waterball evaporated. I took my scuba mask off and she told me
"I... impossible.... I'm an immortal... I shouldn't be losing to a kid like you...."

I looked at the old, worn out witch and I told her
"Immortality's overrated, why would anyone willingly choose to suffer for eternity and end up like you, being dead is a better fate than that."

...........

For a second there, I started to sound like Wednesday... But she was right about immortality... Looking at the old, resentful witch was proof of that.

"Sh.... Shut up!!!! You insolent little boy!!!!" Athena yelled as she threw more fireballs at me.

Her fireballs were so weak, they barely effected me.

"......I guess you have to resort to childish insults, since you're too weak to attack me in any other way."
I said looking at her tired state.

She once again opened her mouth to do that water magic again, but this time I cut her neck, slicing her head off.

After that, I threw every one of my grenades at her, watched the explosion, and stopped her body from regenerating by using a flamethrower to burn her body until it was nothingness. Making sure she was dead.

After burning her body to nothingness. I sighed in relief because I'll never have to put up with her ever again.

I drove back home and went inside the mansion. At the moment I walked inside, I saw Wednesday dragging her friend out of her room.

My sister told her friend
"I don't know what came over me, but there is one thing I'm sure of. It's that you're the most irritating nuisance I've ever met...."

Her friend started crying, saying
"B... But we were so much fun......"

My sister gave her friend an annoyed look as she told her
"Fun?.... Playing pop music while talking about your stereotypical crushes isn't fun.... It's tortuous... There's no point deluding yourself over them... They'll never want an annoying little mut like you, crushes are an distraction.... A temporary distraction from the monotonous hell we all live in. The "love" you feel fades away... Destined to end in failure.... Your only fate is death. inevitable.... You will die alone, Enid. Even if one of those buffed up stereotypes and up marrying you, he won't be there to see your life fade away from old age..... Now get out of my sight."

After telling her friend she was fated to die alone, she slammed the front door to the mansion in her face.

(Relieved sigh)

I'm so glad everthing is back to normal.