The Dark, Dreadful Chronicles of Wednesday Addams

Enid Sinclair

- One Week Later -

- Wednesday -
It was another day inside the prison cell people call school.

I was sitting alone while eating my lunch as usual. Even though the rest of the people in the cafeteria couldn't understand the amazing sensation that was to eat Fried Gremlin.

I couldn't get enough of it.
There's just something about eating the dead, roasted remains of a wild forest creature I really enjoyed.

As I sat alone, I saw Enid talking about her celebrity crushes with her friends.... Ugh... How asinine... Why would anyone chase after a delusional fantasy?..
It'll only end in pain and suffering for them.

Ugh..... Enid Sinclair was the bane of my existence...
Enid was a blonde girl with red and blue highlights on her hair. Her constant cheerfulness and happiness has made her one of the most popular girls in the school..... Terrific....

She has annoyed me so many times over the past couple of months, constantly irritating me every chance she got.... With that irritating little skip she does as she greets me smiling makes me want to Die every time I saw it....

But sadly death wouldn't come.
So I had to deal with the agonizing reality of putting up with her shoving her inane happiness down my throat.

When she found out about my existence, I was sitting alone as usual, isolating myself so I don't lose my sanity dealing with the sheep that go to the school.

She sat with me and annoyed me. I've tried making her go away by belittling her, threatening to slit her throat, and putting a gun an inch away from her head, when I put the gun on her head, she pretended to show no fear. But I knew she was terrified.

Nothing would make her leave.

She refused to go away like everyone else does.

When I put away my gun, she told me told me "Watching you be dark, gloomy and sad all the time, while being completely alone is depressing. You need a friend. You'll thank me for doing this someday." With that irritating smile.... I couldn't stand it.

...........

Sadly, I can't be bothered enough to care about her delusional fairy tale land advice...

Anyways... Now that the introduction is done, it's time to go back to what I was saying before....

Even if their crushes were to somehow, against all odds. Move to this state and profess their love for them, it'll inevitably end in failure.

The stress, constant tours, long distance, and the reality of the relationships will make them want to break up with their crushes.

Enid was droning on and on about some boy band called BTS with her friends. She Said they were the "Ultimate Gods of music" or some other drivel like that.

I wasn't paying that much attention to them.

After I was done eating my Fried Gremlin, I got out of my seat and started walking out of the cafeteria. As I walked, the rest of Enid's friends ran away in fear and the irritating blonde quickly ran up to me and asked

"Hi Wendy!!!!"
The second I heard her say that, something in me snapped. I grabbed her neck in anger as I told her

"Don't.... EVER... Call me that again. You irritating nuisance. I swear to God... I'm THIS close to killing you. If you EVER call me "Wendy" or any other blissful preppy bullshit like that again. I'll break into your house and kill you."

She smiled as she was gasping for air and she told me "You want to go to my house?!!! YAY!!! It'll be a sleepover!!!"

I let go of her neck, facepalmed my face, and I told her "God, you're annoying....."

I began to walk away as Enid followed me. I tried asking why was she following me. She answered me by saying she had no idea what I was talking about.

According to her, she wasn't following me.

I decided to go to the library to read some books. Books help me cope with my dreadful, empty life. But as i was next to library window, I saw a grown teacher beating the shit out of a male student.

Meh.... It wasn't my problem...

The weak, defenseless beta males who people deem nerds. Get beaten and ridiculed by the alphas of society. No matter what you do, what you say.... That'll never change.

I couldn't solve all the worlds problems. So I decided to leave.

As I was gonna walk away, letting nature take it's coarse. Enid asked me if I was gonna do anything about it. I told her no and explained how the world worked to her.

She completely denied it.
(Such a big fucking surprise.. I never would've guessed......)

And she told me I couldn't just leave him to get abused by a teacher who was a grown man.