John Cena x Shrek Smut

A Visit

Jhon Cenas POV:

It had been five days since my one night stand with Shrek, he had run out on my without a word. I was so mad, I punched a hole in his wall. Nobody runs out on John Cena.
But really, I was disappointed.
Because Shrek is perfect.
His green skin.
His weird looking ears.
His Scottish accent.
His fat ass.
Everything about him makes up my perfect man.
I told my besties Kanye and Drake about everything that had happened, and they had just said it was good that I got back out there, but that Shrek couldn't be the one.
They had said we were just too different.
But I don't see it that way.

I park in front of Shrek's apartment complex. I get out and ride the elevator to his floor. I knock on his door, but its not someone I would expect to answer. Its a small donkey with buck teeth.
"Can I help you?" The donkey says
"Uh, yeah. My name is John Cena, and Im looking for Shrek. Do you know him?" I say.
"Yessir, He doesn't live here, but I could give you his address." The donkey says.
"He told me he lived here?" Im confused.
"Ohhhh your one of the guys he bangs at the club." The donkey says knowingly.
I can feel myself filling with rage at Shrek's lie.
HOW DARE HE LIE TO ME!!!
"Yeah I would love his address, or at least his phone number." I say, still clenching my fists in anger.
IM GONNA GO DOWN THERE AND TEACH THAT OGRE A LESSON!!!!
The donkey writes an address down for me, and I take it and turn to leave, but right as im about to the donkey says
"Wait!"

To be continued...