John Cena x Shrek Smut

A Mystery

Johns POV:

I knock on the door of Donkeys apartment.
He swings open the door and he looks like a mess. His eyes are red and he's holding a beer bottle.
"Oh. Its you." Donkey starts to close the door.
"No! Please listen to me."
"Why would I? After what you did to Shrek, I never want to see you again!"
Donkey mumbles.
"What? I didn't do anything to Shrek!"
I bellow.
"You cant even admit it to yourself! Don't act all innocent we've all heard the voice recording!"
What???
"Voice recording?"
Donkey blinks in surprise.
"You don't know? Some random account has been sending all of Shrek's friends a voice recording of you."
Donkey said.
I sigh.
"Can I hear the voice recording?"
After a short hesitation, Donkey lets me in.

Shrek's POV:

I slowly wake up.
Where am I??
I rub my eyes and look around.
It looks like I feel asleep on the bench outside of the bar. My head is pounding.
How much did I drink last night?
I drag myself off of the bench and try to figure out what to do.
I cant go back to the swamp because John might be there...
John Cena...
My life has no meaning without him...
I sigh.
I cant go talk to Donkey either. Im not ready to apologize and I think he needs some space.
In defeat, I walk to the nearest convenience store to buy myself a beer.
As Im about to pay, I realize I don't have my wallet.
Oh no.
I realize this means I left it at Donkeys.
I groan.
I leave the store and realize this means I have to go back to Donkeys apartment and try to get it back.
That means I have to apologize now and I can barely think with this horrible hangover.
I slowly start to walk towards Donkeys.

Johns POV:

"So your telling me you never said that?"
Donkey says with a disbelieving look.
"I swear on my 8 pack i never did! Someone has to be trying to sabotage my relationship with Shrek!"
I shout.
"Even if someone was, how did they make it sound like it was your voice?"
Donkey shakes his head.
" They could have edited it together! You know who would do something like that? That whore Fiona. She probably wants Shrek back."
I growl.
"Maybe... but after their shit show of a divorce I don't think she would ever want him back."
Donkey says.
"Hmmm... you know who else it could be? It could be-"
At that exact moment Shrek came barging through the apartment door. His face goes pale when he sees me.

To be continued...

authors note: Thank you for all the support! There is probably only going to be 2-3 parts left to this series because i dont want to write it anymore lol. Please comment any story ideas for the next series and I'll probably write it. Come back for the next part 😝