you broke my fucking window dude - ghostface x fem!reader

is he a homosexual

"Love you too, bae" I climbed out of my window after opening it

"Are you brain dead?" He followed me with his knife in hand

"Nah but I do got a feeling you like men,"

"Wha- where the fuck does that come from?" He lowly chuckled, trying to keep it in

"You just act really fucking fruity. Fruitier than a fruit itself,"

He just stood and stared at me for a moment

I think I offended him lol.

I climbed onto the tree nearby and try to get away as he continued to follow

From time to time, I'd have to jump to different branches

And there grew fewer and thinner ones every time we went down

The worst part is that this was a pine tree

It hurt like dick when i jumped because the leaf thingys are really fucking prickly

Like pins and needles except with actual pine needles

He followed me very slowly.

"What? You're going so slow because this is another one of your kinks?" I said loud enough for him to hear me

"Jump off a Bridge" he said back

"No" i fake smiled and continued going down

I finally spotted a person about 3 big gaps between branches away

They were walking on the sidewalk

"HE-MPPMH" i tried to say but got my mouth covered by emo ghost dude

"Shut up" he brought me back up and through the window again

He uncovered my mouth

"Emo ghost lookin goofy ass" i muttered

"Hm?" He said in a certainly not friendly way

He knew what I said lol

"Uh nothing uh uh you're gay as dick"

Well that slipped out

Yeah no he probably wanted to kill me

Maybe

...

Okay yeah he probably did

I grabbed his arm and pulled him over to the open window

We stared each other in the eyes

"What?"

I pushed him out of the window and quickly yelled

"HAVE A NICE FALL MF"

And I shut the window

Along with locking my doors and fell asleep for the night in my sleeping bag