the "kill myself" card

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so, recap, i was kidnapped by these two sexy guys

good thing, right?

NO.

they're terrible people.

THEY WOULDNT LET ME CONTINUE MY FUCKING ADOPT ME STREAK

I HATE THEM

currently, one of the smuggest, cuntiest (in the bad way) bitches pulled me off of his bestie boo bear

so

"IM GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF!!" i shrieked

i was so awesome

"no."

the AUDACITY

"YOU HAVE A SMALL DICK, BITCH BOY. YOU CANT SAY SHIT!!"

that was not true, he did have a big dick

but he looked offended so either way i won

"mhm, yeah, now give me an ipad with wifi."
i demanded

"why should we?? you literally tried to kill me"

i pulled a gun out of my pocket, which i don't know how the FUCK they didnt see that.

"i think you definitely should, considering your position."

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