I Ship My Rival x Me

CHAPTER 16

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In my previous life, I probably constructed bridges, paved roads brought benefits to the entire nation, fought for the citizens' welfare, devoted my life to the party and the country, and dedicated all my energy to the evolution of mankind — that's why I could run into a ship with endless surprises like Niangzi in this life.

The first day I shipped them, and by the second day, the couple was already locked. As for the fluff, not only do they have a high concentration of carbohydrates, but there's even solid evidence. One bias produces and happily doses on his own fluff, while the other manufactures fluff like crazy and shovels them into people's mouths against their will.

Digging for fluff? Searching for fluff? None of that is necessary! Whether you take it or not, the fluff is right there and it's not going anywhere.

Just look at them: their feelings run so deep, and their love, is ever-strong.

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If not for the fact that I'm the person who gobbles up whatever material I churn out, I would charge up to the court of law and protest with my life to force Niangzi to get married now. Right now, at this very instant!

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But as luck would have it, I'm not talented and I'm currently one of the protagonists of the ship who clearly knew the real story behind everything...

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The Wei Yanzi who was high on fluff was already sent to the ICU for emergency treatment while the sober one was overwhelmed with despair instead.

Obviously, this Gu Yiliang who was a naturally-born straight man definitely didn't think that much when he uploaded that Weibo post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, how I yearn to shoot myself straight into his room and grasp the collar of his shirt to snap him out of it!

Please, open your eyes and take a good look at your surroundings, won't you?! Don't you know that speciously saying stuff like "showing your love" and "true feelings" will blow up in your face one day?!

Let's forget about the surroundings for now. What if the fans believe it to be real? If they accept it? Give their blessings? What're we going to do when we have to announce our romantic relationship to the public?!

Wait, no. What I'm trying to say is when we each have to announce our own romantic relationships to the public?!

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I unconsciously grabbed my chest while refreshing Gu Yiliang's Weibo feed incessantly. Then I tapped to see the mirror selfie he took. As I stared blankly at the massive, distinct, and vivid autograph peeping through the cracks of his fingers, I knew for sure I was done for deep down in my heart.

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The comments in his previous two Weibo posts were still filled with a series of gleeful cheers from his team of Gu's Imperial Consorts. How lively was that? In contrast, there was a blanket of dead silence in the comments section of the two next Weibo posts that followed. Ten minutes passed by, and there were only messages left by two to three-hundred passersby and a couple of porn advertisements.

I could already imagine the mental breakdown and despair they felt as they chanced upon this spiteful face of mine in the unexpected emergence of a group photo, after happily exiting the Weibo post where Gu Yiliang thanked his fans. On top of that, in the very next second, they witnessed their idol post a "treat for the fans", 100% assuming that it was to console their shattered spirits as they happily pulled up a larger version of the image so they could save it and admire their idol's pretty face. But they soon saw a name that they had an implacable hatred for in their idol's hand——