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I dazedly followed Gu Yiliang up the elevator, dazedly entered his place, dazedly sat down on his couch, dazedly hugged his cat, and dazedly recalled the suspicions I had just now.
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No, wait, was I now... gay?
With my adversary, we sat in a car, went for a ride, then listened to songs. Just like this, I became bent?!
I grew up in my own little space happily and carefreely. Yet in the blink of an eye, the doors of my closet were forced open by a pair of invisible hands, exposing me to the light of day.
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I felt that I was currently extremely exposed, extremely helpless and weak, and extremely lonely with no one to rely on.
Forget it, I should not be saying that. After all, I had someone, Gu Yiliang. (There's a comedic wordplay here that CANNOT be translated. The author used 孤苦无依 which can be translated as lonely with no one to rely on. In the next line, Wei Yanzi actually says that he should use 孤苦伶仃, which means alone and friendless because he does have a 依 (yi), the 依 in Gu Yiliang.)
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Why are my words so acerbic?!
I've only known him for a short period of time, but why am I able to write an entire book on <How to be A Bottom From Zero> (There's a joke here about bottoms as they're referred to as zeros in China.)?!
No, wait, why am I saying that I want to be a bottom?!
If this is the case, I should at least be at the top!
But why did I accept that I had turned gay just like this?!
Gu Yiliang's name is really too much! Never mind the fact that his surname is Gu, why is there a "Yi" in his name?! (Gu is one of the most common surnames for tops in danwei, and Yi is a homonym for one in Mandarin, which also refers to tops in China as well.)
No, wait, what does this have to do with him?!
Save me, I'm so very confused!!
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Calm down.
Wei Yanzi, you must calm down. At this important juncture, you definitely cannot confuse yourself.
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A hallucination must be a hallucination.
I guess people can always become attracted randomly. Gu Yiliang is so extremely good-looking, and my eyes and soul have only been mesmerized by good-looking things!
A momentary infatuation with a superficial beauty is bound to be shallow. I need to seek higher pursuits and make sure that my determination never wavers. It will never be moved by Gu Yiliang's flirtations, and I must cling to my true inclination!
Isn't it just Flirtatious Gu? Hah, I've already been flirted with to the point of numbness, and I'm now resistant to it!
I, Wei Yanzi, will never become gay! I'm making my battle statement here. If you have the guts, come!
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Step by step, I gritted my teeth and thought through things, and the door of the closet finally, slowly closed.
Exhaling slowly, I looked around. Gu Yiliang was currently hiding in his kitchen, packing away that plastic bag of his. As such, I focused on petting the cat and had a heart-to-heart talk with the kitty.
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I Ship My Rival x Me
FantasyDISCLAIMER : FOR OFFLINE READING PURPOSE _________________________________ I Ship My Rival x Me: My rival, Gu Yiliang, a B-list newbie actor, has the face of an idol and amazing acting skills. I, Wei Yanzi, a C-list newbie actor, have the face of an...
