I Ship My Rival x Me

CHAPTER 36

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From the hotel lobby to the elevator, then from the elevator to Gu Yiliang's room, it was less than a distance of a hundred meters. However, I felt as though I had hiked across the entire Great Wall of China.

First, I had to get a mask to cover up his whole face, so as to avoid any paparazzi or illegitimate children that might appear around the corner.

Next, I had to half-carry his entire person, to prevent him from falling onto the ground due to his unsteady gait.

Finally, I still had to reach out and tightly grasp his shirt and pants, since the moment he saw the doors of the elevator open and then close, he immediately moved to take off his shirt and undo his belt—

The speed of his hands truly displayed his worthiness of being a great player in DOTA with 5k points. I even caught a glimpse of his dick, alright?! Captain, don't shoot, it's me!

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He wanted to take off his clothes but I refused to let him do so, yet he insisted on wanting to do so in the elevator. If that entanglement had been captured, news of it would definitely explode across the entertainment industry tomorrow. By then, we would only be able to head to hell together, and not even our corpses would remain intact.

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Finally, I was able to safely transport Gu Yiliang to the door of his room. Just as I exhaled a long breath of exhaustion, I saw him patting his pockets, turning his head in confusion, and asking me, "... Where's the card to my room?"

I sucked that breath of exhaustion back in.

How would I know where your keycard is?!

Looking at him patting himself while swaying on his feet, I hurriedly turned him to face the wall, making him put his two hands up against it and helping him stand properly. Then, I patted the pockets of his shirt and pants, helping him look for his keycard.

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Behind us, the door to the room across the corridor opened suddenly, then slammed shut. A moment later, it opened again.

The male lead of our drama poked his head out, eyeing us for a few seconds, then sighed in relief. "Oh, it's you guys. I thought it was the police coming to crack down on vice or something."

Me: ? Did I just find out something terrible?

Me: "Lead, can you help me contact the front desk? Gu-ge is drunk, and we can't find his keycard—"

Male Lead: "Since he's this drunk, don't let him sleep by himself. If he vomits on the bed later on, no one will be there to clean up for him. You didn't drink much, so you should help take care of him."

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Hss—

No, wait, it wasn't that I didn't drink much! I didn't drink less than you guys, alright?

Although my alcohol tolerance had been trained to a decent level by Old Huang, my footsteps were actually also all over the place. It was only because Gu Yiliang was this drunk that I dared not let my drunkenness out.

If something happens to him, what do I do? Wouldn't I become a widower?

Also, right now, he was in a state where he would take out his dick whenever he wanted, and I completely dared not stay in the same room when he was like this!

How was a drunk me supposed to rescue a drunk him?! Unable to hold me back any longer, muddle-headed, I was afraid I would end up in a swordfight with him!