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-'♡'-Chapter Two-'♡'-❥Jon's Lawn❥

About two hours, 42 minutes, and 18 seconds at 4:17pm after Jon had returned home, he began to get the cookout ready, as it started at 5:30pm, which was in one hour, thirteen minutes, and 42 seconds. As he was taking the foldable chairs, which were green and white in color, out of his garage, he still couldn't help but still think of the man he'd met earlier that day, especially about his big bouncing ass. He knew he should probably drop it though, because he'd probably never see him again. He'd hoped he could somehow, some way ever see him again.
He went out to his backyard. The temperature was warmer now, about 52°F. He wanted on the grass. He loved the grass. It was soft and warm. It was such a pretty shade of green. Jon was so happy he'd fertilized it every year with Milorganite All-Purpose Lawn Fertilizer. It was well-kept, and perfectly and evenly cut--about 3⅔IN long--and was the color #529600, a beautiful, clean, and lush shade of green. The green was vibrant, bright, and natural. And of course, it was green. Not blue, red, purple, yellow, or even orange. Just green. Not one blade was any color other than green, they were all as healthy as grass could be. Not one was bland or wilting.
The grass was also soft, not sharp, with not one single inch of crab grass. It felt soft and lovely beneath Jon's feet. He loved the grass, it was soft, warm, lush, and hydrated to perfection. It smelled of fresh grass, since it was grass, along with flowers such as daisies, which he had planted there every spring since he first moved into the house. Jon had perfectly weeded the yard, not one weed could stay hidden there for long, similar to how he'd never let any weed into his house. Jon hated weed, he had never done it ever in his entire life. He had never grown, bought, or sold weed. He didn't grow weed in his basement. He has never grown drugs. He hates weed, cannabis, marijuana, pot, or any other fancy word for it. There was no weed in Jon's house. It was not being grown in his basement.
He set up the chairs, and uncovered his grill. The grill was red and big. Then he went back inside, into the kitchen, grabbed a plate, set it on the counter, and then he went to the fridge to get the big buns and long sausages, and the big ROUNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD burgers made of ground meat, and carefully placed and organized them onto the plate. He took the plate with sausages, buns, and ROUNDDDDDDDDDDD burgers outside back to his backyard, and then he placed the plate onto a table next to the grill, before going back inside to get the condiments. He got the mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise from the fridge, and the he took out the lettuce, tomatoes, and onions, put them on his green cutting board, and chopped them up. Once he was done, he put all the condiments bottles and toppings into another plate and took them outside as well. Then, he went to the garage, got the cooler, and brought it into the kitchen. He filled it with ice, and then got the drinks from the fridge, or refrigerator. He got 10 cans of beer, 7 cans of Pepsi, 8 cans of coke-a-cola, 6 cans of sprite, 9 cans of root beer, and only 4 cans of Dr. Pepper, because Jon is fucking stupid and has shit taste. Jon's taste was so unbelievably shitty, that he genuinely enjoyed the cocomelon among us time TV show, featuring sexytimes with Sid and Clementine. Garfield would always hiss at Jon and tell him to turn it off when he put any of them on, but he didn't listen. Fuck you Jon. He also couldn't stand any seasoning in his food and he thought it was always too spicy. The truth is, Jon is a stupid little flavorless boring white boy with shitty taste and no character whatsoever.(Authors note: I do not actually feel this way about Jon, he is very cool. In fact, I actually think he's pretty hot)
Before Jon knew it, it was time for the cookout and his first guests were arriving. His girlfriend, Liz, was first to arrive. However, after seeing Randy earlier, Jon had begun to question his relationship with her. Were they even dating? I don't know but Jon always tries to rizz her up.
Seeing Randy had also made Jon question his sexuality, he had never felt attraction to a man before, but Randy was different. Was he actually straight? Did he actually like women, or was he just repressing himself, and actually liked men? He had never actually felt what he felt seeing Randy with any woman. Jon was confused, but he knew he shouldn't break things off with Liz just yet. Not at a party, where there would also be a flaming grill right there for her to push him in. And also because it would be stupid of him to break up with her for a man he'd never see again. He decided to wait.