Jon was sitting at home one day, sitting in his chair and watching TV with Garfield, when he decided to get a cold glass of milk from the kitchen. He got up and went to the kitchen. When he got there, he opened the fridge. Jon loved the fridge, it was smooth, cool, and hard. It was very pleasant to touch and feel, and Jon just loved how it felt on his hands. It gave him a euphoric and splendid feeling that could only be described as wonderful and orgasmic, and one of the best feelings Jon had ever felt. He also loved the fridge because it held all his food, especially the meat, and veggies like cucumbers and carrots.
Jon took the milk out of the fridge, set it onto the counter, reached up, opened the cabinet wherein he kept the cups and glasses, and pulled out a lovely plastic cup, which was white in color and tall, about 7 inches. He set down the cup, opened the carton of milk, carefully unscrewing and removing the cap. He set the cap down next to the carton with one hand as he lifted it with the other, and ever so carefully poured the smooth, white liquid into the tall, plastic, white cup, being cautious as not to spill any. Once he was done, filling it at approximately 6.4 inches, then he placed the carton back onto the counter and put the cap back on. He then brought the carton back to his cold, hard, fridge. However, as he was opening it, he noticed he was out of sausages! This was an issue, as he was hosting a cookout later that night, and needed big, meaty sausages, which were fulfilling and plentiful in length. He quickly went back to the living room to tell Garfield and Odie that he was going to the grocery store. He put on his long, soft, yellow coat, since the temperature was only 40°F(about 4°C), and he grabbed his car keys which were hard, cold, and metal. He then sprinted out the door to his big, green car, which was a Luxgen electric beetle wagon, and drove off.
Once he got to the store, he walked and proceeded through all the aisles of colorful food, for what seemed like ages, trying to just find the largest and longest sausages the store had to offer. Luckily, he eventually found them in the meats aisle, which was near the back of the store close to the frozen foods aisle. He looked at the sausages, analyzing and comparing and studying each one closely until he could find the meatiest, longest, biggest, tastiest, most satisfactory sausages to serve his guests.
He carefully and timidly reached for them, completely unexpecting when all of a sudden, another man grabbed them at the exact same time as him. Jon stepped back in surprise, before coming back to his senses and apologizing to the man. He opened his mouth to say sorry, but before the words could escape, he suddenly fully saw the man standing right in front of him.
"Oh jeez, I'm s--..."
The words practically were stolen from his mouth and locked away when he saw him... He couldn't believe it, he was staring at the hottest, most handsomest, most sexiest man he had ever seen in his entire life! Jon instantly tried to look cool, but was too caught up with embarrassment, realizing the awkward situation he'd caused before he could say anything more.
"Are you okay...?" Asked the man, curiously.
"Ah-Oh, yeah-! M-My apologies, sir, I was just... Uh... Looking at the sausages..." Jon said, sheepishly.
"No worries, man." The laid back, ravenously desirable and sexy man responded. "Here, you can have the sausages." He said, taking a step back.
"Oh, uh... Thanks, Mr..."
"Marsh, Randy Marsh." The masculine man said.
"Oh, well I'm Jon Arbuckle!" He responded, trying to get the conversation to go somewhere.
"Well, I guess I should be on my way now, it was nice meeting you Mr. Arbuckle!" Randy said, just before walking away, his visibly large ass wobbling and jiggling and wiggling and bouncing quickly, like a bouncing ball, or a plate of gelatin, behind him.
Jon grabbed the sausages and left, not being able to help but think about how badly he wanted to eat his Jell-O.
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