SAUSAGE SUPREME MASSACRE❥ℝ𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕪 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕤𝕙 𝕩 𝕁𝕠𝕟 𝔸𝕣𝕓𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕝𝕖<𝟛-'♡'-

-'♡'-Chapter Five-'♡'-❥Garfield's revenge❥

The next morning, Jon made eggs and pancakes, and of course left over sausage, for breakfast, along with coffee. Randy and Jon ate it and laughed and joked together. They were so happy together, and honestly happy their former lovers had both left them.

However, there was still one person who wasn't happy. Garfield had just wanted dinner that night, but Jon and Randy were too busy being all lovey dovey to do it.
Garfield couldn't be happier the second Randy said he was finally leaving, in fact he actually cheered and clapped for his departure. However, once he left and Jon got around to feeding him, Garfield still wasn't completely satisfied. He was fed up, Jon always forgot to feed him while he had dates over. He'd honestly had enough, and was going to stop this once and for all. He went to Odie to put together a plan, since he figured he'd be just as vengeful.
"Goddammit, Odie, Jon's forgotten to feed us for the LAST time. I'M SICK OF IT! So I say we take action. Any ideas?" He asked Odie.
Odie just looked at him, since he is the only animal in the Garfield universe who cannot talk. Seriously what's up with that? Whatever it's not important.
"Hmm... We can eat all his food... And replace it entirely with pet food... Or, we could chew and scratch up his pillows and furniture! Or maybe both?"
Odie continued to just look at him blankly.
"Or we can eat all his food and put the tv channel on the food channel, and hide the remote, so that way he's constantly reminded of the food that he can't have!" Garfield suggested, "...No, he can just go to a stupid restaurant or the grocery store... And he might bring Randy with him..."
Odie still said literally nothing.
"Or we could use his toothbrush, or clog his toilet with kitty litter... Or... Or... Dammit, I've done most of these things already, I need something new and effective to really stick it to him. But I just don't know what."
Odie still said literally fucking nothing and was absolutely zero help as Garfield thought, pacing around the house. He was very frustrated, and couldn't figure out what to do about Jon. He then decided to do everything he'd suggested, just for the hell of it.
He went to open Jon's cold, hard, fridge. Garfield liked the fridge, just like Jon did, because it's where all the food was. There was some leftover lasagna, like usual. Lasagna is an Italian dish made of pasta, meat, sauce, vegetables, and cheese. They are cooked and all baked together, and it was Garfield's favorite food. Jon also loved lasagna, so Garfield knew this would really stick it to him. Garfield devoured all the lasagna, along with all the other food in the fridge. Then, he went to the bathroom, used the toothbrush, and pissed on it. He then poured all the soap and squirted all of the toothpaste into the toilet, and didn't flush. He also threw in all of the toilet paper. After that, he put the tv on the cooking channel, and buried the remote, and then scratched up all the furniture.
Just then, Garfield heard Jon shouting an ear-splitting "GARFIELDDDDDD!!!" Garfield knew he'd discovered the pain he'd now brought him. He ran off to his secret lair in the basement. Once he got there, he noticed something war off... But he just couldn't put his finger on it.
He'd decided to just brush it off and ignore it, and got to work thinking about what he should do next.
He took in his surroundings, they were gloomy and dark, even for a basement. The walls were dim, damp, and full of grime, like a decaying log in the woods. The floors were covered in filth and grime, as if it hadn't been cleaned in years, and there just so happened to be a familiar stench in the air, that Garfield could never quite place.
The basement reminded him of a prison, or like an old dungeon like the ones you see in cartoons, but that didn't seem to help. Suddenly, in the midst of his thinking and plotting, Odie accidentally came in and fell down the stairs, surprising Garfield. He looked at Odie on the ground in front of the stairs, he looked dizzy like he'd been on a rollercoaster, and his head had ached like a thousand rocks had been dropped on top of it.
Seeing Odie like this had suddenly given him an idea... Garfield knew it was risky, and harsh, but he knew it was the best solution.
"Ah... I've finally got it, Odie!" Garfield exclaimed. Odie looked up at him, still in pain and dizzy, but beginning to recover and stand up, confusedly.
"It may be harsh, but it's the best option... I'm going to kill Jon." He explained.
Odie looked at him, now very very concerned.