Unknown- S. Reid

~carlisle~

BAU GC 0.2

P.G🥳✨ added Hotch and 072********

Hotch
Everybody meet the real Carlisle.

P.G🥳✨
Oke so I know we already met online but hiiii again
Sorry for the mix up

Morgan 💪💪
Wassup

Rossi🍝
Hello

Reid
Glad we sorted that mix up out

JJ ❤️❤️
Yh
Yesterday was a bit stressful tbh

Prentiss (jj's secret lover)
I agree
Whoever that was was crazy af

Carlisle
Hey guys
Great 2 meet u all

Unknown;)
Ffs
Not another one who can't spell

Morgan 💪💪
Stfu
Ur supposed 2 b gone
Garcia got rid of u

Unknown;)
What part of I'm better than Garcia don't you understand?

P.G🥳✨
I hate to admit it
But if you keep besting me
I may have to let you keep saying that

Carlisle
Sorry
Who are you

Unknown;)
Your future wife if you allow me

JJ ❤️❤️
Um

Prentiss (jj's secret lover)
That escalated

Hotch
I accidentally added this person instead of you
And we have yet to find a way to track them
They've hacked all our groups so far

Carlisle
I c

Unknown;)
Well
I give you luck for your first day
But
Unlike y'all
I have a proper job

Morgan 💪💪
Like what
What exactly do u do when Ur not hacking the FBI

Unknown;)
🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
Don't know what you mean

Rossi🍝
I bet they're a lawyer

JJ ❤️❤️
Definitely a waitress

Prentiss (jj's secret lover)
Nah
Definitely a stripper
Or hooker

JJ ❤️❤️
You can't say that

Unknown;)
I mean...

Morgan 💪💪
What
R u a stripper
Or a hooker
?!?!
Hello
Tf

Hotch
I'd appreciate you all just get back to your paperwork instead of sitting on your phones

Morgan 💪💪
Had any1 noticed that me Emily Carlisle+ JJ text like normal
And hotch Rossi Reid+ Unknown text like grandpa's who r only jst learning to type

Hotch
Get
To
Work

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~Carlisle~

Carlisle 🖕❤️
Tf do u think Ur doing

Unknown;)
What do you mean

Carlisle 🖕❤️
I recognise Ur number idiot
U can't just text my new team like that
They literally think Ur an unsub
+ Hacking them???
Tf r u doing

Unknown;)
Oh yeah
Lol

Carlisle 🖕❤️
Is that all u have to say
Ur going 2 get arrested

Unknown;)
Nah
They can't track me
I made sure
Plus
What harm am I doing
You aren't even connected to me
Let me have my fun

Carlisle 🖕❤️
Fun?
u are driving my boss mad
+ U made their best IT person lose confidence in themself

Unknown;)
God
Calm down
I just needed something to do
And it just so happened that I got added to your teams group chat
If it means that much to you I'll stop

Carlisle 🖕❤️
Thank u

Unknown;)
But before I do
You may wanna know
I may have already told Reid about my dad

Carlisle 🖕❤️
What????
No
He's going to find out who u are
And I'm going to get fired

Unknown;)
Rip
I'll sort it
Hang on
Jeez
The thing I do for you

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~Reid~

Unknown;)
Hey
So
Turns out
I told you the wrong date
Oops
Don't search it up
Cause
It's useless
Please
Oke
Bye

Reid
I already looked it up

Unknown;)
Ah
Shit