Unknown- S. Reid

~Betsy Pip~

~Reid~

Reid
Were you really absent?

Unknown;)
Yeperee
I had a very bad disease

Reid
Really?
What was it?

Unknown;)
I have no friends in the place and didn't feel like going in disease
Very contagious
Didn't wanna give it to anyone else

Reid
Oh
Was that sarcasm?

Unknown;)
The contagious and disease part yes
The rest...
Not so much

Reid
Okay
So what you said to my team was true?

Unknown;)
Yep
So fun
Yay me
I missed out on the most interesting thing that's ever happened in that place

Reid
People are dead
Your co-workers

Unknown;)
Which ones?

Reid
I don't know if I can disclose that

Unknown;)
I'll find out anyway
So
You may as well just tell me now

Reid
Okay then
Lalita Maoma
Betsy Pip
Addie Gigi
And
Kat Nala

Unknown;)
What?
No
Betsy Pip
I loved that one
She was amazing at getting guys to piss off

Reid
I'm sorry for your loss

Unknown;)
Meh
It's fine
I'll just have to tell her bestie she died doing what she loves

Reid
Stripping?

Unknown;)
No
Weirdo
Protecting me from creepy men

Reid
What do you mean?
Do you know how she died?

Unknown;)
No
Maybe
I don't know
I mean
This guy was staring at me for like HOURS so she went to go talk to him
I just thought she left with him to
....
You know

Reid
Do what?

Unknown;)
Have a one night stand with him
Thought that was obvious

Reid
Sorry
So do you think it may have something to do with that guy?

Unknown;)
I don't know
You're the profiler

Reid
I have to tell my team
Do you think you'd be able to describe what they looked like?

Unknown;)
No
I don't have a very good memory
Just that he was good looking
Like
Insanely
Won't lie

Reid
Oh

Unknown;)
Okay
Well
When you tell your team
Can you like
Not tell them who it was that told you
Say you went to the club after JJ because you had a hunch and one of the girls told you

Reid
You are strangely good at making up plans

Unknown;)
I know
I'm a mastermind
I should really be one of those criminals on TV
Or
One of the ones you guys are after
Then you could interrogate me

Reid
Maybe you should stick to hacking our group chats for now

Unknown;)
You're right
I get all the special details
Especially Morgan and Garcia's private DMs.
You should really ask them about that