The City Of Fuckers | A PJM FF 🔞

Jungkook

Hazel pov :
I opened the door of my apartment and threw my phone on the couch. I made my way to the kitchen and pulled out cup noodles. But wait. The couch , the kitchen , the living room. Everything is settled. But how ?! I just came right now and didnt even do anything.

Weird. I kept the water to boil and went to pick my phone.
"Aaaahhhhhhhhhhh" "Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh" "Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh"
"WHO ARE YOU ?!!" I stopped the shouting competition going on between me and this coconut head dude standing in front of me.
"J-Jungkook"     "AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?!!"     "I should ask you that what are YOU doing here. This is my apartment. And this is my stuff"

I rolled my eyes and picked the flower from the vase on the table. Keeping it as a weapon infront of me i asked "Listen dude. This is my stuff and my apartment. My mom booked it for me- and wait how did you even enter ?! The keys are with me !"
"From the window " he pointed to a open window in the living room.

"From the window ?!" He nodded. "You came inside like a thief and saying that the apartment is yours ?! Seriously ?!" He scratched his head and pulled out a key from his pocket. He looked at the room no. And then looked back at me. "Oops ! Looks like i made a mistake. No doubt why the door wasnt opening with this key. Umm..s-sorry" He smiled sheepishly and i raised a brow.

Rolling my eyes , i said "well , now get out." He gasped "Is that how you treat your guest ?!"     "You are not my guest ! I didnt invite you !" He again gasped. "You should atleast give me a cup of noodles to have."      "Listen dude , if you didnt leave right now..." He didnt even listen to me and ran in the kitchen. "Hey ! I am gonna hit you with this !" He stopped and turned back and looked at the rose flower in my hand. Keeping his hands on his waist , he said "With a flower ?"
I nodded. "Seri-OUCH !" I hit him with the flower which has been turned into hard plastic by me.

I plopped myself on the couch and he sat beside me. "Gimme a good reason for why i should let you stay with me." He rubbed his chin and then looked at me. Adujsting himself on the couch he said "Well...."  He again changed his posture and this time to a serious one. "I have a hyung. With whom i have been in a big argument lately."  "Oohhh , sad. Can i ask you what was the matter ?" He nodded.

"Actually.....few days back , He made himself some noodles and kept them in the bowl.........

Flashback :
Keeping the bowl of noodles aside , Jin went to the refrigerator , humming to himself. Moving his eyes up and down to find one thing , kimchi. But he didnt find any. Sighing , he took his wallet and went outside to buy a pack of ready made kimchi to enjoy with his delicious noodles.

The door slammed shut and from the room on the left , jungkook came whisteling. "DNA !" He did the dance move but stopped in between when his eyes caught the bowl of noodles kept on the counter of the open kitchen. Making his way towards the bowl , he looked left and right , if the way was clear. He took the bowl and ran in his room when everything seemed to be fine. Little did he know that someone was watching him the whole time.

After 15 mins,

The main door opened and a happy , excited and impatient Jin came inside jumping and dancing. He threw his wallet on the table and doing his moon walk went towards the bowl. But the bowl was not there. He moved his hesd left and right in panick. His eyes landed on the dish in the sink , the same bowl in which he left his precious noodles. "Yaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh !!!!" The whole house shook with the shout.

Every one was sitting in the living room with Jin moving left and right with a spatula in his hand , slapping it on his hand with every step. "Who ate my noodles ?" He pointed the spatula infront of one of the boys "you ?" Shifting the spatula to other , he again asked , " or you ?" One of them stood up and pointed at Jungkook "Hyung i saw him runing with your noodles inside his room."

Jin looked at Jungkook , who gulped "Hyung i didnt !"    "Hmmmm..."  Jin rubbed his chin. "Thiefsayswhat !!" He said in one go "What ?" Jungkook asked confused. "UHUH !! CAUGHT YOU !!" Jin shouted keeping the spatula infront of Jungkook's face...

Back to present :

Hazel pov :
"And after that , he took all my banana milk bottles." He said pouting. "Thats really sad." I shook my head , understanding his reason. Jungkook started another short story , "3 days back he brought a new hand mirror and i broke it. By mistake."    "Tell me in detail." I sat straight , giving my whole attention to him.

Flashback :
It was another normal day going on in BTS dorm. A happy and joyfull Jin came inside from the main door. Humming to himself and admirring himself in his newly bought hand mirror. "Na na na na na , woo-hoooo...tudu tudu tudu.." He stopped infront of the table and keeping his elbow on the table and leaning on it , he blew a kiss to his own reflection in the new mirror. "Mwah ! World.Wide.Handsome. hehehe thats me." Smiling and giggling to himself , he kept the mirror on the table and went in the garden to water the flowers.

The door of the room on the left side of the main door , which belongs to Jungkook , opened and a sleepy and tired Jungkook came outside , stretching and yawning. Scratching his head he made his way towards the table. He saw the new pink hand mirror lying on the table. "Wow.." He picked the mirror and admirred himself in the mirror. Making some funny faces and then laughing on himself.

But it didnt last too long. A cat came runing towards him from a open window and landed on his head , making him jump on his place and the hand mirror fell from his hand and landed on the floor. The pieces of mirror were all around. "What happened ?!" Jin came inside running and seeing the hand mirror broken he cried out his lungs. "It was the cat's fault hyung ! Believe me !" Jin looked at the bunny faced dude and replied "Yoongi isnt home"
"I am talking about a real cat !"     "Well....i cant punish cat but i can punish you."   
"But i didnt do anything !"    "Liarsayswhat !"  
"What ?"   
"Huh ! Caught you !"

Back to present :

Hazel pov :
"And then my banana milk and new gaming pc , both were gone." He wiped his not so visible tears and i hummed in response. "You really do have problems. But what is the big argument you were talking about ?"  "Well...."