*Family AU*^^
*RINGGGG*
*RINGGG*
*RIN-* *kachuk*
Gempa: hello, this is Gempa how-
Kidnapper #1: I have your brothers right now! If you don't give me a million dollars right now, you might never see them again.
Gempa: ....... You want a million dollars?
Kidnapper #1: you heard me!
Gempa: .. Who did you got.
Kidnapper #1: wha-
Gempa: describe them. *under his breath* dumbass.
Kidnapper #1: uh-uhm a sun logo that has white jacket that looks like about 11 year's old.
Gempa: *under his breath* uhh they have solar
Kidnapper #1: and a child or baby? Yes. Baby has orange hat.
Gempa: *in his mind* THE HAVE ORI!?
Gempa: haaihh... Are they ok?
Kidnapper #1: yes, for now hehe~
Gempa: ... *mutes the phone* Hey! Blaze COME HERE!
Blaze: *came running in* yeHP!
Gempa: operation 'know-their-hide-out' need you're help.
Blaze: *cracking his knuckles* leaving it~ to me~ *snatches the phone and un-muting in*
Kidnapper #1: -EY! DON'T MUTE ME-
Blaze: wassup bitch!
Kidnapper #1: huh-
Blaze: what. Have a problem.
Kidnapper #1: no-noth- I MEAN. Give me a million dollars in exchang-
Blaze: look here, dude that doesn't matter right now.
Kidnapper #1: they don't matte--
Blaze: so. For my question, where are you right now.
Kidnapper #2: *snatching the phone* WHY SHOULD WE DO THAT!?
Blaze: oh?~ so you're homeless. Try'na commit some crimes for money?~
Kidnapper #2: wha- whaa NO! OF COURSE WE'RE NOT HOMELE-
Blaze: then why are you refusing to tell me your location? Do you even have a house. Bet you don't have one~
Kidnapper #2: this- WE HAVE A HOUSE FOR YOUR INFORMATI-
Blaze: yeah, yeah~ homeless bitches.
Kidnapper #1: WE LITERALLY LIVE IN A HOUSE
Blaze: with holes in it?
Kidnapper #2: YOU-
Blaze: tell me where's your address then~ maybe i could believe it when i know what neighbor you are in
Kidnapper #1: IT'S STREET #56 RIGHT SIDE OF THE CITY!
THERE, HAPPY!?Blaze: ohh~ you live in a poor side of the country? HAHAHA
Kidnapper #2: YOU- SHUT U-
Blaze: tell me the color of your house.
Kidnapper #2: now- why would we nee-
Blaze: so i know if you're house have a paint or none.
Kidnapper #2: STOP CUTTING ME OFF- what's important about that
Blaze: i heard that when you're house has a color or paint which means you're quite rich because you can afford paint. So maybe you don't hav-
Kidnapper #1: THE COLOR OF OUR HOUSE IS LIGHT BABY BLUE WITH SECOND FLOOR AND WE HAVE OUR OWN PERSONAL HUT TUB! HAH! BEAT THAT!
Kidnapper #3: WE EVEN HAVE A VAN THAT'S COLOR BLACK
*in the kidnappers base, #1 and #3 are high-fiving*
Kidnapper #2: you satisfy now kid? HAHA
Blaze: one more question. Do you have a chicken coop in front of your house?
Kidnapper #1: not to brag, but yes we do have.
Blaze: ohhh~ thanks! *shouting to Gempa who's informing the others* GEMPAA, it's street #56, right side of the city and house is color light baby blue one with a chicken coop in front of it.
Gempa: Thanks!
Kidnapper all of them: ......... Shit-
Blaze: so, this is the end of the call and thank you for your cooperation dumbasses~ heheheHEHE~
kidnapper #1: YOU-
Blaze: *ends call* woaw that was easy, anyway what was their crime anyway.
Gempa: kidnapping.
Blaze: oh- who?
Gempa: Solar and Ori.
Blaze: ....... Im coming.
Gempa: enjoy yourself. Everyone's coming by the way.
*downstairs*
Gentar: LET THEM TASTE HELL
Beliung: YEAHHHHHH
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