Me: Classmate Shen, where are you?
Lisa: Toilet.
Me: Sorry, sorry, sumimasen!
Lisa: ?
Me: Your underwear went missing.
Me: A strong man's tears
Lisa:...
***
After Lisa returned to the classroom, we stared at each other, one with big eyes and the other with small eyes.
I was the one with big eyes.
Me: "I just put it on the table, and now it's gone!"
Lisa: "You put my underwear..."
The classmates who hadn't left cast their inquisitive gazes over.
I hurriedly covered his mouth: "Can you keep your voice down?"
Lisa pulled out my hand and lowered his voice: "...directly on the table?"
I was too worked up just now and had used my hands directly.
I realized later that his lips seemed to be soft...
Lisa: "Cui Irene."
I suddenly regained consciousness.
Lisa raised his eyebrows: "Explain please?"
"No, I put it in a small cloth bag, but now it's gone, look!" I picked up the book on the table and went under the table again, "It's gone, it's really gone."
I squatted on the ground, trying to look up at him, but there was a "duang" sound and I hit my forehead.
"F..." The word "f*ck" was about to come out, but I suddenly hit the brakes and now there was a Chinese knot in my tongue, "I, I, I, it hurts..."
F*ck, it hurts too much.
Lisa looked down at me and suddenly smiled.
"Is it so funny that I hit my head?"
"You look like a puppy."
"Classmate Shen, if you want to scold me, just say it straight up, you don't have to beat around the bush."
I was so angry, if it wasn't because I owed this person a pair of underwear worth 360RMB, I would definitely turn on him on the spot!
Hmph!
"I raise a puppy, and the reaction when you hit your head is very similar to it, look." Then, he took out his phone and showed me the video of the puppy.
I couldn't help but lean over and watch the puppy video with Lisa.
After watching....
Ah, how could there be such a cute creature in this world!
Lisa said that I was like a puppy, so he must have been complimenting me for being cute!
Wait, did I forget something?
"Classmate Shen, do I transfer money to you or..."
"To buy my underwear?"
I covered his mouth again, "I already said to speak softer!"
Fortunately, everyone in the classroom was almost gone, no one noticed the commotion over on our side.
This time Lisa didn't take my hand away.
He looked at me and suddenly smiled, his brows and eyes turned downwards, full of smiles.
He was so f*cken handsome.
I suddenly blushed, and instantly took away the hand covering his mouth.
"I'll tell you once I've thought about it."
"What is there to deliberate for?"
Lisa picked up his schoolbag and waved at me: "Sorry, I have decidophobia."
As soon as I went back to the dormitory, I was feeling dejected. Then, I saw Xiaozhen all worked up, "Irene, big news! It's about Lisa!"
"......what?"
Could it be that me stealing...bah!.. stealing his underwear was exposed?
"Someone left a message on the forum, saying that they had just seen Lisa act intimately with a girl in the classroom. They also put their heads together to look at his phone. It is estimated that it's definitely his girlfriend. Ah, so sad, he actually has a girlfriend..."
I was really speechless. Was it costless to spread rumors now?
No, how come I was always becoming a "famous character" on campus these past two days? From a "female pervert" who stole underwear, to Lisa's "girlfriend".
This may just be life.
***
Lisa had not contacted me in the past two days.
He just had to compete with me on who could act more cold.
I was very anxious and angry, but I dared not say anything, after all, I still owed him a "blood debt" of a pair of underwear.
I looked up to the sky and cried.
***
This Saturday.
Before participating in the volunteering activity, I confirmed many times that Lisa was not on the list.
So, when I boarded the school bus happily and saw Lisa's handsome face, I was petrified.
I covered my face, thinking in my heart, you can't see me, you can't see me...
"Classmate Cui Irene, there is an empty seat here." Lisa pointed to his side, "There may be no seats left at the back."
I smiled and said, "I will go take a look."
After walking down, I came back again.
F*ck, they were actually all gone. Why didn't I come earlier!
I shouldn't have changed Apple's beeping alarm that could cause cardiac arrest!
I should have...
"You won't sit down?"
I sat down angrily.
Then I regretted it.
Help, why were the girls all around looking at me with that look!
I definitely did not have the intention to take Lisa for myself!
Lisa: "Have you had breakfast?"
SOS, don't talk to me in such an ambiguous tone!
Lisa: "I have snacks here, do you want to eat them?"
PLS, shut up, please!
Lisa puzzled, "You..."
I stood up with a jump.
Lisa: ? ?
Everyone in the car: ? ?
Me: ......
I forcefully smiled: "I get motion sickness, I'm just standing up."
Lisa: "The bus hasn't started yet."
Me: "I...get motion sickness from hot guys."
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Then, I saw Lisa's face actually turn red.
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A Love Sparked by a Pair of Underwear (Lisrene)
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