Cupcake: aww, hell! Where the heck am I now?
Stomach: you're in a jerk's stomach! :D
Cupcake: Mayweather?
Stomach: nope, you're inside his gay friend... Umm... Justin Beaver?
Esophagus: It's Beiber you idiot!
Cupcake: *drowns in stomach acid*
~~~ place warp ~~~
Ring: where are we going?
Scissors: TO DORA'S HOUSE!
Ring: well played, well played.
Muffin: shut up and move, lazy butts
Potato: potatoo?
Glasses: yes tato. We can get some donuts after this.
Ring: WAIIIT. YOU CAN UNDERSATND HIM?!?!
Glasses: yes, can't you? He speaks in a primative language which cavemen used to use.
Knife: and you can understand that?
Glasses: Yes, it's pretty simple.
Muffin: *holds glasses like simba*
Everyone: *sings the circle of life*
Glasses: LET ME GOOO!
Everyone: LET IT GOOO!! LET IT GOOO! CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYOMOOOREEE!!
Glasses: listen, are we gonna look for cupcake or what?
Muffin: oh yeaaah... Totally forgot.
Knife: same.
Ring: Ditto.
Scissors: But I don't wanna walk anymooreee!
Muffin: *snaps fingers* okay, we're in mayweather's home.
Scissors: hell yeah!
Glasses: I can see him. Ready to charge?
Potato: POTAAATOOOOO!!!
Glasses: he says: CHAAAARGEEE!!!
Everyone: *Charges mayweather*
Mayweather: WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF *faints*
Muffin: welp, just tie him up.
Knife: kkkkkkkkkk
~~tying mayweather~~
Muffin: sooo.... How do we wake him up?
Potato: potato...
Glasses: he says: slap him...
Scissors: GREAT! I'LL DO IT!!
glasses: WAAIIIIIT. You're gonna end up murdering him if you slap him with your sharp edges!
Potato: AHH! POTATOO!!
Glasses: great idea potato! Let's just spill water on his face!
Ring: Fine by me!
~~spilling water~~
Mayweather: AHH! WTF?!?!
Muffin: hello!
Mayweather: WHAT DO U WANT FROM ME? LEMME GO NIGGAS!
Ring: yup. He's on drugs.
Scissors: WHERE IS CUPCAKE!?!?
Mayweather: WITH JUSTIN BEAVER
Muffin: the gay one?
Mayweather: YUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
muffin: *sighs* *snaps fingers* we're here at the beaver home!
Knife: isn't it bieber?
Muffin: ITS THE SAME THING.
Glasses: not really...
Ring: look! He's coming this way! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!
Justin: whoa! WTF?!!?
Scissors: WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE CUPCAKE?!?!
Justin in his mine: (this is just a dream! There is no thalking objects around you. Relaaax...)
Justin sepaking: oh... Umm... I ate it?........
Scissors: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!! SENPAAAAAAAAAIIII!
cupcake: IM OVER HEEERE!
Scissors: I CAN STILL HEAR HER VOICE FROM HEAVEN! I FAILED YOU MASTER!! IM SORRY!
Muffin: is she like.. Gay?
Ring: i think so....
Knife: it's not coming from heaven you dimwit!
Glaasses: yes, it is coming from the place where humans release feces.
Muffin: bathroom. You mean bathroom.
Glasses: yes.
Everyitem: *heads to bathroom*
Cupcake: heere!! In this white bowl thingamajig!
Muffin: toilet. You mean toilet.
Cupcake: YEAAAH!! Hellp! Im stuck in this brown soft thing!
Everyitem: .............poop?
Cupcake: So that's what this is? ASDFGHJKL GET ME OUTT OF HEEEREE!! EWWWWW!
Muffin: *snaps fingers* *transports everyitem to the top of the toilet* hoold on. Before we do thaaat.
~everyone takes a photo and posts it online~
Knife: well, this may break taylor swift's bad blood video!
Cupcake: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! IM RUIINED!
Glasses: 100%
Muffin: welp, time to go. *snaps fingers* we're hoome!
Cupcake: WAAIIIT! IM STILL STUCK IN POOOOP!!
Glasses: hooraay! You're back on your natural habitiat! Good for you.
Everyitem: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!
Potato: 😅😅😅
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We're Alive (chatroom)
HumorDude... What if objects, food and insects around the house were alive? food try to stay alive by not being eaten, the insects try not being squashed and the objects try not being broken? Holy Cr*p, this is gonna be sick.
