Muffin: HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY
knife: WHAT?! WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT?!
Scissors: I just heard satan whining about her beauty sleep.
Knife: f*ck you.
Muffin: SHADDAP
potato: poootaaaatoooo?
Cupcake: what's this ruckus about?
Muffin: they won't shut up!
Cupcake: um... i beleive this book is for civilised items only. Not savages like you.
Muffin: I created this sh*t. I can practically kill you like, right now. Or even worse... Take away your frosting...
Cupcake: NOT THE FROSTING!! NOT THE FROSTIIIING!!!
Muffin: then shut the hell up woman!
Cupcake: fine.
Spider: hi...
Scissors: bug... BUG!! EEEW!! YOU FREAK OF NATURE!! KILL IT! KILL IT!!! KILL IT!!
Butterfly and ant: *sneaks up from behind of scissors* BOO!
Scissors: *faints*
Knife: loser.
Muffin: HEY! SHUT THE HECK UP!
Everyone: *silent*
Muffin: good. We have everyone here. I would like to make an announcement!
Cupcake: -you have cancer? Great! I nominate myself for the new leader!
Muffin: *snaps fingers* *Frosting on cupcake's head dissapears*
Cupcake: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ALL HAIL MUFFIN, ALL HAIL MUFFIN!! I RE-SIGN AS PRESIDENT! MY POOR FROSTY!! NOOOO! WAAAAH!! WAAAAH!!
'
~5 bloody hours later~
Cupcake: WAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! FROSTY!! FROSSTTYY!! NOOO!! GIVE MY BABY BAACK!
Muffin: MY EAARS! I- I can't hear!
Everyone but muffin and cupcake: WHAT DID YOU SAY? I THINK I'M DEAF!
Muffin: *snaps fingers* *frosting grown back on cupcake's head*
Cupcake: yaay! My baby!
Muffin: *snaps fingers and everyone can hear again* piss me off cupcake and you'll get eaten by the humans.
Cupcake: O.O
Muffin: let me continue. I have a very important announcement! We have 2 new objects in the house!
Butterfly: after just one chapter? That's great dearie!
Spider: congrats.... *hides*
Cupcake: hopefully they won't be savages like you, muffin.
Scissors: or even worse, ape men just like knife!
Knife: *slices cupcake* * battles with scissors *
Muffin: we can't have cupcake dead! What is a book without a antagonist?! *snaps fingers* *cupcake comes back to life*
Cupcake: damn you knife.
Ant: *goes near the battling scissors and knife* *pushes them* I am the strongest of all! Dweebs! An ant can lift up to 2x his weight! Mwhahahahahahha! 😈😈😈
Scissors: EWW! A BUG TOUCHED ME!! EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Knife: *smirks*
Muffin: BACK TO TOPIC! The first new object is Ring who is played by linkandzelderp !!!
Ring: hey.
Knife: AR YOU FROM LOTR?!!? ARE YOU?!? HEY HEY HEY!!!
Ring: oooookaaaay......
muffin: AHEM! The second one is glasses played by PaintingPastelClouds !!!
Glasses: do you have a book?
Knife: I HAVE THE WHOLE SERIES OF LOTR!
Glasses: gimme
Knife: *gives books*
~5 miniuter later~
Glasses: done!
Cupcake: nerd.
Glasses: just because I like reading books dosen't mean I'm a nerd, dimwit.
everyone: BUUUUURN!
Muffin: welp, see ya guys
Potato: Potaaaaaatoooooo!!! :)
~👓👓👓~
Muffin God here! A big shout out to linkandzelderp and PaintingPastelClouds !!! Thanks for joining!
If you want to join in too, just message me!
Just to clear up a little misunderstanding, tha characters on the first chapter with no said owner are controlled by me. You can be any character even if it wasn't mentioned. Tell me the gender of your item and it's personalities. You can take over one of the characters which I listed in the first chappie but you can be any food, item and insect. Kay? Byee!
Muffin God, Signing out!
YOU ARE READING
We're Alive (chatroom)
MizahDude... What if objects, food and insects around the house were alive? food try to stay alive by not being eaten, the insects try not being squashed and the objects try not being broken? Holy Cr*p, this is gonna be sick.
