bob: everyone is asleep. Naice. Wat to do... Wat to do...
Bieber: LETS GET DWUNK AND PWAAAARTYY
bob: no.
Bieber: WHYYY
bob: IM A SHARK U IDIOT. I CANT DRINK.
Bieber: COMEE ONNNNNN.
bob: no.
Bieber: Plez
bob: no
Bieber: PLEEZ BRUUH
bob: NEVEER! I HAVE MY DIGNITY!
5 hours later~~~
nutella: *facepalm*
poster: BOB BOB BOB BOB NUUU
muffin: HE DIDNT EVEN LAST TWO CHAPPIES
ring: CALM THE FUCK DOWN
pie: WE WILL FIX THIS WE WILL FRICKING THIS
key: DOCTOOOR DOOOOCTOOOR
poster: I AM DOCTOR!
nutella: PLEASE, U KILLED A LIZARD
poster: .............. DOCTOR OF LOVE!
ring: ANYWAAAAY, what now? is he really dead?
nutella: DONT STAPH BELEVIIN
everyone: HOLD ON TO DAT FEEEELIIIING
muffin: where's cupcake and knife?
pie: comaaaa. bob scared the shrek out of them
key: WAIT WAIT WAIT, why is bob even unconsious?
taco: oh hello! bieber did it. he got the shark drunk
potato: *tries to swim with bob*
taco: tato!
potato: :D
taco: okaay... so yah, we were stalking them last naight and dis happened.
muffin: is he... yu know.... dead?...
AKWARD SILENCE
potato: potato...
glasses: *cries* he's gone...
everyone: *cries*
-at le funeral-
taco: wait, how are we going to fit a shark in a toilet?
pie: good point.
poster: TO THE OCEAN
-Ocean-
key: BAI BAI
*THROWS BOB*
bob: YAAS IM FREE
everyone: CAAATCH THE SHAAARK
bob: NEVEEEER! *gets shot by a harpoon* *dies*
muffin: BASTARD HUMAN!
*ATTAAAACKS*
pie: WHYY?! *SLAPS THE HUMAN* WHYY?! *SLAPS THE HUMAN* WHYY?! *SLAPS THE HUMAN* WHYY?! *SLAPS THE HUMAN*
nutella: thats enough taco
poster: WHYY?! *SLAPS THE HUMAN* WHYY?! *SLAPS THE HUMAN* WHYY?! *SLAPS THE HUMAN*
nutella: STAPH
taco and poster: okey
nutella: *breathes fire unto bob*
key: TELLA!
nutella: sorry. ate too much chili
pie: BOB! NO!
muffin: sushi anyone?
taco: ITS THE ONLY CHOICE.
glasses: indeed. *appraoches bob with a knife*
bob: WAIT NO. IM ALIVE IM ALIVE. I JUST WANTED TO GO HOME. STAPH IT.
key: BACK HOME THEN!
~home~
bob: come on guuyys! I miss my familehh!
poster: okey. here they are. * holds up sushi*
bob: ha ha... nice joke man. joke.. yeah... joke... right?
muffin: nope. *eats one*
bob: YOU DEMONS! I HATE YOU!
muffin: phine. *snaps fingers* * bobs family appears in the tank*
bobs daughter: hullo dad!
wife: yo.
bob:
THE END OF THIS CRAPPY CHAPPIE
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We're Alive (chatroom)
HumorDude... What if objects, food and insects around the house were alive? food try to stay alive by not being eaten, the insects try not being squashed and the objects try not being broken? Holy Cr*p, this is gonna be sick.
