Knife: *praising alter of aidan turner* MY LORD, MY LORD, MY LORD, BLESS ME WITH YOUR LOVE AND HAWTNESS. MY LORD, MY LORD, MY LORD, BLESS ME WITH YOUR LOVE AND HAWTNESS. *bows* CRAP I CUT HIS FACE. NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NUUUUUUU
Glasses: where the stuff did you even get this? Hair.... Band aid.... Fingernail..... Blood.....sweat...
Knife: ಥ_ಥ You don't understand my ways.....
Muffin: Whoa... Y u cut ur bae's pic bru? (╯°Д°）╯
Knife: I FAILED MY SHEMPAI! I FAAAIIILED!
Ring: naaaah, you just cut his face into two pieces.
Knife: FAAAAAIIIIILEEEEDDDD! Why can't I be a not sharp object?!
Everyone: ....................
Knife: ...I can?
4 unidentified things: *dressed in cloaks* WHAT DO YOU WISH TO EVOLVE INTO?
Knife: I want to be a-
Scissors: PILE OF SHIT!
4 strangers: *still in cloaks* OKAY. *begins to mumble encatation*
Knife: NO NO NO! I wanna be a NUTELLA JAR!( ^ω^ )
Strangers: FINE. *continues mumbling*
Knife: *evolves into nutella jar* IM SO FRICKIN FABULOUS
everyone: *clap clap clap clap*
Cupcake: Who're the people in the cloaks?
Glasses: I dunno. MUFFFFIIIIN!! WHO THE HELL ARE THEY?!?!
Muffin: *munching on donuts* huh? Oh them? New people. *continues eating*
Nutella: LET US REVEAL THE STRANGERS!
Ring: *pulls the hoods off*
Muffin: *still holding a donut* so.... Meet Taco! (xRAxLOTRxTHx )
Taco: hai! ＞w＜
Potato: potato potato potato? Potato potato!
Glasses: oh, potato said-
Taco: he said "Hai! Do you wanna be friends? I'm potato!"
everyone: .....
Glasses: she stole my thunder.... SHE STOLE MY FRICKIN THUNDER! *cries in the corner*
Ring: you understand him too?
Taco: yeah, It's pretty easy.
Potato: potato? (So will you be my friend?)
Taco: Yeah tato! Of course! YOU'RE SO KAWAII! :3
Potato: potato!
Cupcake: NEEEEXT! *pulls hood down*
Muffin: *now eating apples* everyone, meet key! (CrazeeDays)
Key: heyooo!
Everyone: heyoo!
Key: *brings bows and arrows out* now. Where's those pesky humans?
Potato: *points to gayweather eating his lunch*
Key: *hits his food*
Glasses: NAILED IT!
Key: nah, I was aiming for his heart.
*akward silence*
*mayweather runs*
Taco: why do you hate humans so much?
Key: THEY KEEP PUTTING ME IN THE WRONG DARN PLACE EVERY SINGLE TIME!
ONCE THEY DROPPED ME IN THE BACKYARD SO THE DOG KEPT ON LICKING ME! DO YOU KNOW HOW DISGUSTING THAT IS? The human race will pay...
Ring: ooooookay then.........
Scissors: NEEEEEEXT! *pulls hood down:
Muffin: *sipping a smoothie* Meet cherry pie! (RubyFangirl14) (A/N: pie for short)
Pie: hello! Nice to meet you!
Nutella: yo man!
Pie: could you please get my things in the other room?
Nutella: sure! *bucket of water falls* oooooof....
Pie: *chuckles* APRIL FOOLS!
Ring: it's july....
Pie: .......JULY FOOLS!
Ring: *facepalm*
Nutella: can anyone help me get up?!
Pie: okey dokey! *helps her up*
Nutella: *pulls her down to the water* HA! REVENGE!!!
Pie: smart, I think I found a worthy opponent.... I'll have my revenge. Soon.
Nutella: NEEEEEXT! *pulls hood down* whoa....
Muffin: *playing with taco and potato* meet poster of aidan turner!
All the laidies: HAAAAWT! 😍😍😍
Nutella: BACK OF BIOTCHES, HE'S MINE!
Glasses: hey! He was my boyfriend in your chatroom!
Nutella: THIS AIN'T MY CHAT ROOM NO MORE! HAHAHAHHAHA!
Legolas: honey..... （i_luv_nutella, don't kill me, I love you!)
Fili: brother..... Serïa, why the hell are you a muffin?
Muffin: SHH. I'm in a new chatroom! Why are you here anyway? Shoo!
Fili: alright, see you in the other chatroom.
Legolas: .......... *walks away*
Nutella: LEGGY!
Legolas: hmmm?
Nutella: *brainwash* bye sweetie!
Legolas: bye honeypie!
Nutella: *THUG LIFE*
Poster: what was that about?
Nutella: nothing.....
Poster: OKAY! Come with me to neverland, Darling!
Nutella: YAAAAAAAAAAAS
*they dissapear*
Muffin: well, that was weird.
Ring: yep.
Glasses: sure was.
Muffin: SEE YOU IN THE NEXT CHAPPIE! PROLLY TOMORROW!
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IM BAAACK! DID YOU MISS ME? NO? Okay....
ANYWAYS, AS AN APOLOGY, HERE IS A LONG CHAPPIE AND EVEN PICS OF YOU GUYS!
Sorry for not updating for a hella long time. Again. Ugh. I'll try updating daily. TRY. okay? Yaas.
Big thanks to CrazeeDays, xRAxLOTRxTHx and RubyFangirl14 for joining! 😁😁😁
See ya'll!
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We're Alive (chatroom)
HumorDude... What if objects, food and insects around the house were alive? food try to stay alive by not being eaten, the insects try not being squashed and the objects try not being broken? Holy Cr*p, this is gonna be sick.
