Dear diary,
I'm sorry for not updating you. And when did I write this? This gift is getting weirder and weirder. I didn't bring you out because mum said I can write on you later. I just came back... seems like you've seen me and my friends. I have gone away with my parents to a theme park hotel in the country and play for a few days. It was very fun, believe me! What was that about my friends? Why did I write you like you have consiousness? Weird, I feel like someone is watching what I write every time. Anyways, signing out,
From,
Ald.
That's all your fault... now I can't unpublish this annoying story on wattpad! Like literally no one wants to hear your whiny life story! I must ██████ to stop this!