Dear diary,
I am so confused. It was hailing! In summer! (Well, between spring and summer but whatever) I'm also looking more over the diary... what does it mean by this is not a diary?
Yawn... hi!
"Ahhh!"
What? Wait what? That... that is what I said in real life.
Yes, I can listen, buddy.
Why are you here?
"What in the?"
W? Wha? What?
I'm... gonna sleep, bye.
Hey! Come back here! If you don't, you'll have bad and embarrassing dreams!
Hello?
Stay off my bestie!
You're not even real.
I am!
No point explaining then. Oh wait, you're here now. COME OVER HERE!
NO!
GOTCHA!
Wait what
Noooo!
It's gone.
