kik (jesus navas)

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jesusnavas: CLARISSA

woodyinhoe: ya ????

jesusnavas: i'm bored

woodyinhoe: ok so what am i supposed to do

jesusnavas: entertain me motherfucker

woodyinhoe: chill man you're named after jesus for a reason

jesusnavas: can you make me pancakes

woodyinhoe: ok hold on let me just fly to spain

jesusnavas: you'd do that for me?

woodyinhoe: i work in a coffee shoppe for a living

jesusnavas: really?

woodyinhoe: not everyone is as rich as you

jesusnavas: i'll help you earn money

woodyinhoe: how ????

jesusnavas: idk i'll send you money

woodyinhoe: no that's not okay

jesusnavas: but i'm willing to help a friend

woodyinhoe: it's okay jesus

jesusnavas: aw, alright. but if you change your mind, i'm right here

woodyinhoe: thanks :)

jesusnavas: anything for you princess

woodyinhoe: did you just

jesusnavas: isn't there a princess names clarissa?

woodyinhoe: what

jesusnavas: yeah the one who wears a blue gown?

woodyinhoe: uh ?????

jesusnavas: the bitch who lost her fucking glass shoe

woodyinhoe: it's cinderella !!!

jesusnavas: ohhhhh

woodyinhoe: seriously ?????

jesusnavas: not everyone is perfect clari

woodyinhoe: pfft whatever

jesusnavas: you're annoying

woodyinhoe: stop talking about yourself !!!!!1!11!!2!2!22!

jesusnavas: ugh brb i'm gonna eat my pancakes

woodyinhoe: awww wittle jesus finally wearned how to make a pwancake

jesusnavas: piss off

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