kik (jesus navas)

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jesusnavas: CLARISSA

woodyinhoe: what

jesusnavas: i need your help

woodyinhoe: with what

jesusnavas: there's this girl

woodyinhoe: you're 29

jesusnavas: there's this woman

woodyinhoe: okay .....

jesusnavas: and i really like her

woodyinhoe: yeah keep going

jesusnavas: but she's taken

woodyinhoe: what the fuck

jesusnavas: and i want to date her

woodyinhoe: what the hell

jesusnavas: what

woodyinhoe: she's taken

jesusnavas: i'm jesus navas

woodyinhoe: okay and so ????

jesusnavas: i can get whoever i want

woodyinhoe: wow that's really cocky of you

jesusnavas: help me

woodyinhoe: jesus, she's taken

jesusnavas: i don't care

woodyinhoe: lmao

jesusnavas: what do i do ?

woodyinhoe: idk

jesusnavas: ugh fine i'll change girl

woodyinhoe: wow that's really offensive

jesusnavas: what

woodyinhoe: you actually think you can get whoever you want with a snap ???? or something ????

jesusnavas: yeah

woodyinhoe: well whatever

jesusnavas: are you weirded out by that ?

woodyinhoe: yes

jesusnavas: okay, i'll stop doing that then

woodyinhoe: woah really ???

jesusnavas: yeah, for you

woodyinhoe: aw shucks i'm flattered

jesusnavas: i'll do it the old fashioned way

woodyinhoe: mhm ???

jesusnavas: yeah, i'll ask her out then i'll fuck her right in the pussy

woodyinhoe: omF YOU'RE BAD INFLUENCE

jesusnavas: AHAHAHAHA I'M JUST JOKING

woodyinhoe: psh whatever

jesusnavas: but seriously though, i'll start being a real gentleman

woodyinhoe: nice :) anyways, i have to go

jesusnavas: bye clarissa

woodyinhoe: talk to you soon

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they're actually bonding omf