kik (jesus navas)

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jesusnavas: told you so

woodyinhoe: oK I WAS SO NOT READY FOR THAT THANKS ALOT

jesusnavas: my pleasure, clarissa

woodyinhoe: ok im screaming holy fuck someone hold me

jesusnavas: ew don't want girl cooties sorry

woodyinhoe: whERES KAT I NEED KAT IM HYPERVENTALATFIS DIDNSJSJSHS

jesusnavas: ok ?

woodyinhoe: dude you're jesus navas

jesusnavas: yes i know that

woodyinhoe: why didn't yoU TELL ME

jesusnavas: the fuck ? i did

woodyinhoe: oh right

jesusnavas: you were too busy telling me i was a poser

woodyinhoe: sorry

jesusnavas: yeah you're happy now because you finally met jesus navas

woodyinhoe: yeah yeah

jesusnavas: pffft girls

woodyinhoe: um excuse me ?

jesusnavas: are girls always this pathetic ?

woodyinhoe: yoU JUST CROSSED THE FUCKING LINE MR. NAVAS

jesusnavas: mr. navas will see you now

woodyinhoe: nO THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR FSOG PUNS

jesusnavas: 50 shades of mr. navas

woodyinhoe: NO

jesusnavas: i'll ttyl clarissa

woodyinhoe: ok did we just go from arguing to see you later

jesusnavas: yeah i think

woodyinhoe: wow weird

jesusnavas: laters, baby

woodyinhoe: your name is jesus for a reason

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this is so random omg help