kik (jesus navas)

thirteen

jesusnavas: clariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

woodyinhoe: whattttttttttttt

jesusnavas: im bored

woodyinhoe: okay ?????

jesusnavas: do you know any jokes?

woodyinhoe: yeah i have one

jesusnavas: okay shoot

woodyinhoe: it's football related so you'll like it

woodyinhoe: what's the difference between england and a tea bag?

jesusnavas: hmm idk they're kind of related

woodyinhoe: give up ????

jesusnavas: yeah lmao

woodyinhoe: a tea bag stays in the cup longer

jesusnavas: what cup

woodyinhoe: cup..... world cup

jesusnavas: HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHAHAHA

woodyinhoe: shots fired *pew pew*

jesusnavas: okay that was good

woodyinhoe: you want more ???

jesusnavas: do you have more?

woodyinhoe: what do you call a polish urine test ???

jesusnavas: ummmmm

woodyinhoe: c'mon guess

jesusnavas: okay idk again

woodyinhoe: a piszczek

jesusnavas: a piszczek?

woodyinhoe: do you know how to pronounce that ????

jesusnavas: piss check?

woodyinhoe: yes AHAHAHAHAHA

jesusnavas: i'm too slow

woodyinhoe: yep

jesusnavas: do you have more?

woodyinhoe: nope i've run out

jesusnavas: good because it's my turn

woodyinhoe: what

jesusnavas: yeah

woodyinhoe: okay then ????

jesusnavas: i'm like arsenal

woodyinhoe: um ???

jesusnavas: i'll stay on top but i'll finish second ;)

woodyinhoe: what

jesusnavas: ;)

woodyinhoe: BRUH

jesusnavas: goodnight ;)

woodyinhoe: bruh

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the joke was too dirty lmao credits to the site i got it from (i searched football pick up lines just for that lmao)