Oh my god...|Scream 5&6|

the rules.

Quinn, Mindy, Ros, and Anika were walking to the park. They reached the bench and saw Sam and Tara. Sam ran towards them and hugged Rose. Rose hugged her back and smiled. Rose greeted Tara with a hug.

Ethan and Chad got there as quickly as possible. They all sat down, Rose sitting down next to Sam.

 Mindy stood up and walked into the center of the group."Okay, nerds listen up!" Mindy yelled for their attention.

 "Now come on Rose you're the expert too now stand up!" Yelled Mindy signaling Rose to stand in the middle with her, Rose rolled her eyes and stood up.

 "As terrifying as this all is I want a chance to redeem myself for not calling the killers last time" She started smiling at the group. "So I'm teaming up with the wonderful one and only Rosie who pointed out a killer correctly last time" Reminded Mindy as Rose smiled.

 "The way I see it someone wants to make a sequel to a requel" Stated Mindy looking around.

 Anika raised her hand. "What a requal?" She asked.

 "You beautiful sweetie, questions last!" Said Mindy to her girlfriend.

 "Step one took place in Woodsboro" Started Sam. "Step two took place in college" Rose ended with a sarcastic smile.

"Do we think that the killer is copying the movies?" Asked Tara looking at The two experts standing in the middle. 

"that is one possibility" started Mindy."Hero is in college: check" Finished Mindy. "Suspectios new characters brought in to run out the suspect list" Added Mindy Ethan looked around in confusion. "Or body count" Rose added bluntly "Check, check, and Check" She quickly said pointing at Ethan, Quinn, and Anika.

 "I don't like this" Mummbled Ethan who looked scared.

 "But it can't just be about stab 2" Stated Mindy.

 "Why not?" Asked Tara. 

"It would make sense, if this was just a sequel, but were not in a sequel!" Explained Rose.

 "Nobody just makes sequels anymore!" yelled Mindy looking at Rose. 

Rose jumped up and down in excitement. "We're in a franchise!" She yelled smiling.

 "And there are certain rules to a franchise" Started Mindy, everybody sighed when they heard these words. "I had a feeling" mumbled Quinn

"Rule Number One: Everything is bigger than the last time!" Yelled Mindy. "That means Bigger budget, bigger cast, bigger body count, longer chases, shootouts, fuck even beheadings! you got to top what came before!" Explained Rose

 "Beheadings?" Asked Chad 

"Behednigs" Answered Rose.

 Chad nodded and wrote down the rules.

"Rule two: Whatever happened last time expect the opposite" Started Mindy "Franchises only survive by reversed expectations" Added Mindy

 "If the killers last time were a bullshiting film nerd and her pedophilic boyfriend with litterboxes for personality, you can bet the opposite" added bluntly Rose smiling sarcastically. Tara chuckled a bit. 

"And Rule Three: No one is Safe!" Said Mindy loudly, everyone looked at each other.

 "Legacy characters cannon slaughter" Added Mindy. "Gale." Mummbled Rose who was scared for her.

 "Kirby," Said Sam.

 " And that's not even the worst part.." Started Rose. "This is the part where she tells you the worst part" Said Chad hitting Tara in the arm 

"Frenchises are just continuations of which means they just continuations of previous films." Ended Rose

"So that means any of us could go" Finished Mindy

 " Especially Sam and Tara" She added. Tara and Sam looked at each other. 

"Wait so am I in the friend group? Am I one of the targets?' Asked Ethan. Rose nodded her head in agreement

 "Am I going to die a Virgin?" He asked. Everybody looked at each other with confusion.

 "That was a weird overshare" Said Rose.

 "Rose didn't have sex with you?" Asked Quinn looking at Ethan 

"No we just-" Ethan started. "Oh, that's enough of talking!" Rose quickly shut him up.