South Park Oneshots

🥀Dip🥀

Damien X Pip
'Can't stay mad at you'
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It was a rainy day in the small, Colorado town. Damien sat on a bench upside down. His boredom had him pulling at the grass, shooting little flaming-bullets into the air, and even trying to burn the bench.

He had a mischievous mood that day.

He couldn't help but spot the short, blonde boy on the swing set. Pip was just sitting alone on the crooked, wooden swing. He pushed his flats off the ground, allowing him to swing with the wind. He was enjoying his time.

Damien was not.

Although the two were close friends, Damien was still an asshole. That's when Damien got up.

"Sup, frenchie."

"Hey! I'm not fre- ..Damien?" Pip stared at the raven-haired demon. "Hey, Pip. You seem lonely." Damien put a hand on Pip's shoulder. "Not really." "Really?" Damien questioned. Suddenly, he picked up Pip's little brown cap. "Damien, would you mind giving it back?" Pip asked. "Let me think...Nah." Damien chuckled. He wrapped his fingers around the brim, and put it on his head. "How do I look?" Damien asked the Brit. "You look pretty nice!" "Lies." Damien threw it off his head. "Damien, you're not being the nicest friend right now."

"Is that true? "

"Why yes, yes it is."

Damien laughed. He grabbed the hat with both his hands, with a sly smirk on his face. "Damien, what are you doing?" Damien's smile grew larger. A small burst of flames grew from his hands. The brown cap turned into an ashy black, fire engulfing it. "DAMIEN??"
Damien laughed, stomping on the hat. "Here's your hat back, sorry about the small dent in it.

He pushed the pile of ashes in pip's direction.

Pip stared at it. He stared at Damien. Then the hat again. Tears fell from his blue eyes. "D-Damien? Why would you do that?" He sniffled, he rubbed his eyes on his sleeves to cover his tears. "Damien?"

Damien's eyes widened. He realized what he had just done. His only friend was sitting in front of him. Crying. It was his own fault.

"Damien?" Pip stuttered.

Damien was already long gone. He couldn't stand looking at Pip cry for any longer.

Pip shoved the ashes in his pocket. Tears flowing down his cheeks, almost as an endless stream. "that was my dad's hat." He muttered to himself. He covered his face, starting to run home.

As Damien made it to his own bedroom, guilt fell over him. What was he thinking? That's pip's favourite hat! Damien started to cry. He felt so bad.

His door opened.

"Son? Are you alright, Dear?" Satan said softly, sitting on Damien's bed.

"No." Damien sniffled. "I messed up so fucking bad, dad!" "What happened?" Satan rubbed his son's back. Damien sat up, wrapped his arms around his father and started to bawl again. "I- I burnt my only friend's favourite hat."

"Well, it was an accident, right?" Satan asked. "no." Satan's eyebrows dropped down. "Did you apologize?" "no, i just ran off." "Oh, baby. You should've just apologized." Satan comforted him.
"I don't know why I didn't!" Damien cried.

"How about you and me buy him a new hat?" Satan said. "Really??" Damien rubbed his nose. Satan nodded.

/3 DAYS LATER\

Pip was at a lunch table with butters. They were best friends, but they didn't really talk much. Due to Kenny not showing up today, and Pip not wanting to speak to Damien, they had to talk. They each caught up with each other, luckily.

Damien sat across the lunchroom. He stared at Pip. He wanted to make a move. But he couldn't. Butters was there. He decided to do it at recess.

After the bell rang, Damien sprinted towards the British boy. "Pip!"

"Not now, Damien." Pip sighed. He didn't want  to talk to the hellspawn that they call Damien. "No, Phillip, listen!" Damien grabbed pips shoulder. "WHAT?!" Pip yelled. "I...I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that, and I still want you to be friends." He confessed, tears dripping down his face. "I bought you this." Damien said, passing Pip the new hat. Pip was speechless.

"You probably still hate me. I'll just go." Damien turned around- Pip grabbed his waist and pulled him into a hug.
"i don't forgive you, but let's still be friends." Damien teared up. He grabbed Pip, and squeezed him. Pip kissed Damien's forehead.

"I can't stay mad at you, friend."

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The end!
I realize now that I'm not so good at romance, but this small angst oneshot was actually nice!

Requested by @xx_Pip_xx