Golmaal 3 (oc insert)

Part 4

*Daboo, running towards Gopal, Laxman no.1 and Taara. They were on the beach*

(outfit for today)

Daboo: guys guys guys guys guys
Top level ki boost lag gyi business ke competition mein dusre log aa gye hai

Gopal : kya?!

Daboo : haan aur voh aur koi nahi vohi log hai

Laxman 1 : k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-

*Gopal gang going towards Madhav gang*

*Lucky saw them coming and went to inform Madhav*

Laxman 2 : arrey Madhav voh dekh voh yede ki gang aa rahi hai and Taara bhi...
*saying dreamingly*

Madhav hitting laxman 2 :
abey chup
Darne ki koi zarurat nahi hai khali apni ungli mat dikhana jeb mein

*they put their hans inside their pockets*

Gopal : sunn

Madhav : sunna

Gopal : aati kya khandal-
*realisation hits*

Tum log yahan kya kar rahe ho? Ye humara ilaka hai

Madhav * laughing* : ilaka toh kutto ka hota hai

Gopal : iss liye toh puch raha hu yahan kya kar rahe ho

Lucky *saying something* (I still dont know how to write Lucky's part lol)
*insulting Gopal gang one by one but when he reaches Taara Laxman 2 hits him on the head*

*Taara looks at laxman no.2*

Laxman no.2 *notices her* : ahem...continue kr....lucky

*lucky continuing*

Gopal : accha karta hai accha karta hai ab hindi main kar na *laughing*

Laxman 1 : arrey ye kya chal raha hai p-p-p-p-p-pogo channel pe

Madhav : eh hum log yahan pe na business kr rahe hai samjha kya?

Taara : eh humare hote hue tum log yahan business nahi kr sakte

Madhav : kyu nahi kar sakte? kyu nahi kar sakte?...humare piche kis ka haath hai malum hai?!

Gopal : god ka?

Madhav : arrey pappi bhai ka!

*pappi bhai and gang enters*

Madhav : puppi bhai!! Pappi pappi!
Aaj humare business ka pehla din hai haan so so first ride toh aap hi lenge tab hi pata chalega

*Gopal gang on the side trying to form a plan*

Daboo : its time to take him for a ride gopal...kya kare?

Gopal : fevicol ka mazboot jod

Laxman 1 : aasani se g-g-g-g- nahi haaaaan

*Daboo and Laxman 1 applying fevicol toh the jetski handle Taara being the lookout for the grp and leaves*

*Madhav and pappi gang arrives*

Madhav : aayi ye aayi ye pappi bhai aayiye

Laxman 2 : arrey pappi bhai aap hi humare pillar ho lost and found mein mere chillar ho aap hi humare johnny aur aap hi humre lever ho

Madhav : shut up laxman

Laxman 2 : arrey correct bola main
kOi nahi aap baith jao aur ekdum bhoop karke udane ka

Pappi bhai : hmmmm hahahaha beautiful haan

*time skip- pappi bhai ko pata chal ki uske haath toh chipak gye hai and then after many accidents in the sea he drives on land destroying all the other jetskis and hits lucky*

(I m also skipping the part where Madhav Laxman 2 and Lucky ko daat padti hai pritam se and Gopal laxman 1 and Daboo and Taara ko Guddi and Chintu se daat padti hai)

*Time skip*

*Pritam shouting in front of Guddi's house*

Pritam : arrey niklo bahar! Mere bacho ka dhandha chaupat kar diya! Imandari se dhandha nahi kar sakte?! Maa baap ne kya sikhaya?! Arrey niklo bahar

*Guddi cleaning inside*

Guddi : who the hell is shouting like a mad dog?

Pritam : arrey kaise sanskar mila hai tum log ko bahar niklo

Guddi *coming out of the house* : kya hua kyu chila rahe h-

Pritam : eh dekh-
(flashback [and ofc I m skipping this part] and after flashback)

Guddi?

Guddi : pappu?

Pritam : guddi?

Guddi : pappu?

Pritam : guddi?

Guddi : pappu?

Pritam : guddi tum toh kafi buddhi ho gyi ho

Guddi : aapni shakal kabhi dekhi hai aiene mein? Log toh ab tumhe dada kehete honge?

Pritam : wakt ke saath log badal hi jaate hai
Waise mein yahan gopal aur laxman se kuch-

Guddi : kya kaam hai unse?

Pritam : tumse nahi unse baat karni hai

Guddi : haan haan toh mujhe batao main unki maa hu

Pritam : maa
Tumhare bacho ke wajah se mere bacho ko bahut nuksaan hua hai

Guddi : tumhare bacche?

Pritam : haan
apne bacho ko samjha kar rakho toh accha hoga

Guddi : mere bacche pehle se hi samjhdar hai
Kyuki apni maa par gye hai
tum apne bacho ko samjao

*facebook, Taara and Daboo watching all the drama*

Daboo : guddi? Pappu?

Taara : hmmm