Part 14

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*all of them sit in the bus and go home*
*they reach home*

*everyone saying something at the same time but pappi bhai and gang already at their house and just came out the door*

Pappi bhai : eeeehh distant aiyee yamee udhar kya dekhta idhar hum aayyyee

*gopal pushing them all inside*

Gopal : ek toh tune humpe goliya chalayi uske uper itni himat ke mere hi ghar ghuske mere hi paa ko bandook dikhata hai?!! MERE PAA KO!

*Gopal shakes pappi bhai by his shoulder making him forget again*

*bhulaaaa*

Pappi bhai : paa?

Pappi bhai : main paa auro aur nahi toh kya iasa bachkana budha aur kaun ho sakta hai? Tu humari thi jan se pyari thi tu auro kyu ho gyi aaaurrooo paaaaa
Hahaha nahi samjhe? Nahi samjhe? Abhi samjhata hu

*dancing to po po po*

*teja taking out gun*

Daaga : teja no!! Y-E-S NO
pappi boss daaga d-o-g-g-y daaga H-2-O haar..

Pappi bhai : oye haar nahi doge toh humse haath dho baitoge tum tum tum tum nahi tum *pulling lucky and lucky calling madhav*

Madhav : cool it puppi cool it!!!! Pappi! Pappi! *shaking pappi bhai again*

*bhulaaaaa*

*pappi kissing madhav*

Madhav : muuuummmyyyy

Laxman 1 : madhav tu ab kiso muh dikhane layak nahi raha

Laxman 2 : hato hat jao hat jao! Arrey pappi ne mere bhai ki puppi li?! Mere bhai ki puppi li! Arrey swimming pool nahi mila toh gutter se kaam chala liya?

Taara : shut up laxman

Laxman 2 : sorry babe...haan main nahi chodunga main pappi ko nahi chodunga! Kidhar hai pappi! Ayye pappi
ehhh bahar nikal
Khud kahan gayab ho gya

*pappi bhai coming out of the closet (lmao)*

Pappi bhai : maine bedroom ka kona kona chaan mara lekin haar kahin nahi mila bus driver sidhi tarah haar nikal nahi toh-

Gopal : nahi toh nahi toh kya nahi toh kya *shaking pappi bhai again* kya kya kyaaaa

Laxman 1 : bha bha..

Dabbo : shant shant main janti hu maharani ka haar kahan hai dande ke paas

*calling dande*

Dande : hello?

Pappi bhai : abey manhoos kaale mangoose 3rd grade villain

Dande : abey bas kar

Pappi bhai : abey luddo ke saap najayas baaap

Abey khudke barat mein paise lootne wale dulhaaaa

*dande reaching their house*

*everyone drinking tea while pappi bhai still roasting dande*

Dande *entering house* : lagta hai yahi hai
Mere ko gaali deta hai inspector dande ko?!

Gandhari : manhoos kale mangoose haan bhediya lekin itni saari baate sahab ke bare mein kaise jante ho?

Dande : arrey shut up gandhari
*towards pappi bhai*
Teri toh main-

Pappi bhai : sir aap! Sir aap toh mujhe bhul hi gye kamal hai lekin main aapko nahi bhula nahi sir maharani ka haar uss ghar mein iss aadmi ke bag main maine chupaya tha sir! Sir aap bhul gye lekin main nahi bhula main aapka purana khabri yaad kijiye diwali thi uski pehli raat patroling

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