Golmaal 3 (oc insert)

Part 11

*next day madhav gang playing cricket laxman 1 gets hits on the head by the ball*

Madhav : kya shot hai

*all 3 laughing*

Laxman 1 : b-b-b-b-bha
Ye mote ne mara

*Dabbo and Taara bringing movie tickets for everyone*

Dabbo : hi guys! I have an annoucement to make aaj mere birthday pe sabko meri taraf se ek film ki treat!

All : yay

Taara : arrey ab dekh kya rahe ho? Chalo chalo

Gopal : sab log yaane?

Dabbo : maa paa...everyone

Gopal : main ye log ke saath nahi jaunga

Laxman 1 : main bhi n-n-n-n-n-n-

Madhav : abey jaldi bol picture khatam ho jayegi

Laxman 1 : nahi jaunga...

Madhav : hum log toh jayenge yaar dabbo ka bday se zyada important kya ho sakta hai?

Dabbo : gopal tum aate toh-

Gopal : bola na nahi...

Dabbo *angrily gives a ticket to Gopal* : incase you change your mind

Madhav : mind. Mind ho toh change kare na
Ok nvm nvm nvm~

Gopal *to Laxman 1* : tu bhi ja ye log ke saath aur sunn Dabbo aur Taara ka dhyan rakhna

*at the mall*

*Laxman and Dabbo having a convo*

Laxman 1 : bol na gift kya chahiye

Guddi : aa there you are

*Madhav enters*

Madhav : sab ke liye popcorn Taara tera bf tere liye popcorn la raha hai and bday girl ke liye cheese popcor-

*Taara blushing* (after the date they both are a couple, if you remember)

*laxman 1 snatched the popcorn and eats it himself*

*Laxman 2 and Lucky by the food stalls*

Laxman 2 : aa gya saala iska naam laxman nahi facebook hona chahiye tha face book kuta bhau bhau

*to cashier*

Arrey chal na mere baap jaldi karna meri picture chut jayegi udhar meri gf bhi wait kar rahi hai...

Staff : ek minute sir bill bana raha hu

Laxman 2 : bill kyu bana raha hai chuha hai kya tu chuha hai tu bill bana raha hai?

*Raghu and gang entering*

Raghu : sabka bill bharega?
Mera nahi?
Saale mera paisa kha kar yahan entertainment kar rahe hai?
Picture dekhne aaye!

*fight starts Dabbo and Taara tries to interfere*

(5.20 to 10.25)

(With Guddi, Taara also got hurt somehow)

*back at home Gopal using cotton to dry the blood of Guddi and Laxman 2 putting ice pack on Taara's head*

Guddi : ab thik hai Gopal...Its ok

Pritam : do..main main kar deta hu..

Gopal : main kar rahu na

Pritam : thoda sa hi to-

Gopal *grabbing pappu's collar* : aur kitne logo se paisa kha ke baithe ho tum log?

Guddi : Gopu!

Gopal : aur kitni baar meri maa ko tum logo ki taraf se chot pahunchegi?! Aaj toh Taara ko bhi lag gyi!

*pointing at Laxman 2*

terko kya bola tha main? Bola tha na Taara ko safe rakhna! Ye hota hai kya safe rakhna bata merko?!!

Madhav : eh Gopal!
Paa ko kuch mat bol!
Ye jo karza hai na humne liya tha

Gopal : accha...
Karza chuka nahi sake isliye yahan bhag ke aa gye!

Guddi : my god kya bol raha hai tu gopal?!

Laxman 1 : bha bilkul sahi kehe raha hai maa

Laxman 2 : eh kya sahi kehe raha hai?...tum log kaunse dudh ke dhule ho haan!

Laxman 1 : eh-

Laxman 2 : *to Taara* ek minute haan idhar sar pillar pe rakh le thik lagega

*to others* ye mat samjhna tum log ke jhol jhal hum log ko nahi pata hai

Gopal : arrey tum ko kya pure goa ko pata hai lekin uski wajah se maa aur Taara ko kabhi problem nahi aayi tum log ki toh saari family hi problem hai

Madhav : eh eh gopal bahut ho gya samjha kya?

Gopal : chup kar nahi toh-

*both started fighting pritam stopping them*

Pritam : ruko ruko bhai hoke lad rahe ho?!

Gopal : na koi baap na koi bhai...

Dabbo : bas gopal you are going too far

Gopal : tu chup kar Dabbo! Tum dono ko bhi bahut zyada tha na inn dono ki shaadi karane ka? Dekh le!

Madhav : haan aap bhi dekh lijiye apne decision ka nateeja...shadi karni thi...

Gopal *talking to guddi* : tune galati kar di maa...TUNE GALATI KAR DI

*to be continued*