Part 9

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*next day*

*Pritam telling the 3 that they will move to Guddi's house*

Madhav : paa ye saman?

Pritam : coolie hu main platform number 2 pe jo train aane wali hai ussmein saman dalne ja raha hu...
Maa ke ghar jaana hai
Tum log ka saman pack kar liya hai chalo

Madhav : paa! Main apna aatma saaman gira ke ye saman nahi uthaunga meri bhi self respect utni hi hai jitni India ke president ki hai

Pritam : kaise?

Madhav : voh mere ghar nahi aate main unke ghar nahi jata hahahaha

Pritam : wah wah very proud of you very proud of you
Waise president toh humare ghar nahi aayenge lekin voh zarur aayega paisa mangne

Madhav : voh kaun?

Pritam : raghu

Laxman 2 : aayila raghu? Main paa ke bager nahi rahunga main toh jaunga *translating for lucky*

Madhav : kya?!
Lucky kya kar raha hai tu?
Tu ja raha hai?
Eh tu ja lekin hum dono nahi aayenge

Laxman 2 : eh nahi Madhav-

Madhav : jane de usko

Laxman : arrey main mere li-

Madhav : arrey main hu na idhar!
Laxman! Hum un kameeno ke ghar pe nahi jayenge isse toh accha hai hum footpath pe reh le!

Laxman *muttering* : terko jo karna hai kar main toh chala udhar merko meri Taara mil jayegi

Madhav *continuing* : jahan respect nahi wahan pe hum log guest nahi laxman mere bhai-

*in the bus with pritam*

Laxman, lucky : paa paa hum aa gye pa

Pritam : kyu?

Laxman : kyuki hum samjh gye geedh ki maut aati hai toh uska death certificate toh sheher mein hi banta hai na

Madhav : shut up!
Paa lets go!
Maa intazar kar rahi hogi pa

Laxman : aur Taara bhi

Madhav : abey chup
mummy ke ghar jayenge yay yay

*at Guddi's house Dabbo opening the door Taara sitting on a couch with Gopal and Laxman 1*

*at Guddi's house Dabbo opening the door Taara sitting on a couch with Gopal and Laxman 1*

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Dabbo : arrey uncle? Aa yi ye aa yi ye
Gopal, Laxman, Taara pa aaye hai

Taara : hello uncle

Pritam : uhh hehe hello beta

*gopal & laxman 1 ignoring pappu*

Dabbo : aunty

Guddi : kya hua

Dabbo : dekho kaun aaya hai

Guddi *calling laxman* : laxman!

*again ignoring*

Dabbo : uncle aapka saman?

Madhav : yahan hai!

Laxman 2 : humare paas!
Hi Taara😀

Taara : hi☺...
*realises* Uh oh
Tum log paa ko chodne aaye ho na?

Madhav : ye koi padhai hai jo inko chod de?
Hum toh humare paa aur humari...maa ke saath rehne aaye hai...maaaa maa tuhari mamta ka warsi aa gya oh sorry sorry waras aa gya waras

*gopal and laxman no.1 standing from their seat and madhav getting scared Gopal leaving the room*

Laxman 2 *translating for lucky* : maa humne bhi pehle maa ko dekha hai lekin sirf nirupa roy mein
Maa suna bhi hai lekin sirf gaaano mein maa bola hai lekin sirf gaaliyo mein- eeehh
Tum mil gye ghar mil gya maa

Madhav : nahi nahi nahi iske kehene ka matlab hai complete ho gya all under one roof

Laxman 2 : aur dekha jaye toh ek bikhari bhi apni chillar ek hi katore mein rakhta hai maa

*Taara trying not to laugh and laxman noticing her feeling proud*

Guddi : bhikari?

Laxman 2 : beggar begga-

Madhav : shut up laxman!

Taara : iske kehne ka matlab hai jahan maa baap hai wahan bacche toh honge na

*gopal entering back with a BIG hammer scaring everyone but using it to frame a picture*

Laxman 1 : maa! Maa ye teeno r-r-r-r-r

Guddi : rahenge

Laxman 1 : kahan?

Taara * whispering to Dabbo* : Gopal ko terko hi mana na padega voh teri sun lega ja kuch bol!

Dabbo * slowly going towards Gopal* : aunty ye teeno gopal aur laxman ke kamre mein rahenge hai na?

Laxman 1 : aur bha aur mein?

Dabbo : store room mein
Hai na?

Guddi : gopal aur ye laxman store mein rahenge....

*Taara secretly face palming and thinking to herself "terko mana ne ko bola tha bigadne ko nahi Dabbo!!!"*

Madhav : sunna?! Gopal aur Laxman store ro mein rahnge

*others picking up there luggage*

Taara *holding laxman 2's hand* : chalo chalo chalo

Gopal : ek min!

*Laxman 1 stopping Madhav and Laxman 2, Taara going ahead*

Laxman 1 *hitting laxman 2* : ab dekhna t-t-t-t- haan

Laxman 2 : abey- shit *almost got hit by the hammer*

Gopal : kya bola tha? Tumhare saath kabhi nahi rahunga..ab kya hua?

Madhav : humari marzi we changed our mind

Gopal *hitting Madhav slowly with the hammer on his head* : accha hua change kr diya pehle wahan kaam kahan karta tha

Madhav : look who's talking
Mind ki baate ye kar raha hai hahahaha

Gopal : aur tu sunn le laxman

Laxman 1 : bha mein?

Gopal : arrey nahi dusra wala...maine terko dekha tu Taara ko kaise dekhta hai main Taara ko bahut acche se janta hu kuch hua usko toh dekh ye hi hatode se marunga...

Laxman 2 : *scared* nahi nahi bilkul nahi acche se treat karunga...promise...

*both of them running towards their room*

Laxman 1 : bha
Inka toh k-k-k-kuch karna padega

TBC

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