*next day*
*Pritam telling the 3 that they will move to Guddi's house*
Madhav : paa ye saman?
Pritam : coolie hu main platform number 2 pe jo train aane wali hai ussmein saman dalne ja raha hu...
Maa ke ghar jaana hai
Tum log ka saman pack kar liya hai chaloMadhav : paa! Main apna aatma saaman gira ke ye saman nahi uthaunga meri bhi self respect utni hi hai jitni India ke president ki hai
Pritam : kaise?
Madhav : voh mere ghar nahi aate main unke ghar nahi jata hahahaha
Pritam : wah wah very proud of you very proud of you
Waise president toh humare ghar nahi aayenge lekin voh zarur aayega paisa mangneMadhav : voh kaun?
Pritam : raghu
Laxman 2 : aayila raghu? Main paa ke bager nahi rahunga main toh jaunga *translating for lucky*
Madhav : kya?!
Lucky kya kar raha hai tu?
Tu ja raha hai?
Eh tu ja lekin hum dono nahi aayengeLaxman 2 : eh nahi Madhav-
Madhav : jane de usko
Laxman : arrey main mere li-
Madhav : arrey main hu na idhar!
Laxman! Hum un kameeno ke ghar pe nahi jayenge isse toh accha hai hum footpath pe reh le!Laxman *muttering* : terko jo karna hai kar main toh chala udhar merko meri Taara mil jayegi
Madhav *continuing* : jahan respect nahi wahan pe hum log guest nahi laxman mere bhai-
*in the bus with pritam*
Laxman, lucky : paa paa hum aa gye pa
Pritam : kyu?
Laxman : kyuki hum samjh gye geedh ki maut aati hai toh uska death certificate toh sheher mein hi banta hai na
Madhav : shut up!
Paa lets go!
Maa intazar kar rahi hogi paLaxman : aur Taara bhi
Madhav : abey chup
mummy ke ghar jayenge yay yay*at Guddi's house Dabbo opening the door Taara sitting on a couch with Gopal and Laxman 1*
Dabbo : arrey uncle? Aa yi ye aa yi ye
Gopal, Laxman, Taara pa aaye haiTaara : hello uncle
Pritam : uhh hehe hello beta
*gopal & laxman 1 ignoring pappu*
Dabbo : aunty
Guddi : kya hua
Dabbo : dekho kaun aaya hai
Guddi *calling laxman* : laxman!
*again ignoring*
Dabbo : uncle aapka saman?
Madhav : yahan hai!
Laxman 2 : humare paas!
Hi Taara😀Taara : hi☺...
*realises* Uh oh
Tum log paa ko chodne aaye ho na?Madhav : ye koi padhai hai jo inko chod de?
Hum toh humare paa aur humari...maa ke saath rehne aaye hai...maaaa maa tuhari mamta ka warsi aa gya oh sorry sorry waras aa gya waras*gopal and laxman no.1 standing from their seat and madhav getting scared Gopal leaving the room*
Laxman 2 *translating for lucky* : maa humne bhi pehle maa ko dekha hai lekin sirf nirupa roy mein
Maa suna bhi hai lekin sirf gaaano mein maa bola hai lekin sirf gaaliyo mein- eeehh
Tum mil gye ghar mil gya maaMadhav : nahi nahi nahi iske kehene ka matlab hai complete ho gya all under one roof
Laxman 2 : aur dekha jaye toh ek bikhari bhi apni chillar ek hi katore mein rakhta hai maa
*Taara trying not to laugh and laxman noticing her feeling proud*
Guddi : bhikari?
Laxman 2 : beggar begga-
Madhav : shut up laxman!
Taara : iske kehne ka matlab hai jahan maa baap hai wahan bacche toh honge na
*gopal entering back with a BIG hammer scaring everyone but using it to frame a picture*
Laxman 1 : maa! Maa ye teeno r-r-r-r-r
Guddi : rahenge
Laxman 1 : kahan?
Taara * whispering to Dabbo* : Gopal ko terko hi mana na padega voh teri sun lega ja kuch bol!
Dabbo * slowly going towards Gopal* : aunty ye teeno gopal aur laxman ke kamre mein rahenge hai na?
Laxman 1 : aur bha aur mein?
Dabbo : store room mein
Hai na?Guddi : gopal aur ye laxman store mein rahenge....
*Taara secretly face palming and thinking to herself "terko mana ne ko bola tha bigadne ko nahi Dabbo!!!"*
Madhav : sunna?! Gopal aur Laxman store ro mein rahnge
*others picking up there luggage*
Taara *holding laxman 2's hand* : chalo chalo chalo
Gopal : ek min!
*Laxman 1 stopping Madhav and Laxman 2, Taara going ahead*
Laxman 1 *hitting laxman 2* : ab dekhna t-t-t-t- haan
Laxman 2 : abey- shit *almost got hit by the hammer*
Gopal : kya bola tha? Tumhare saath kabhi nahi rahunga..ab kya hua?
Madhav : humari marzi we changed our mind
Gopal *hitting Madhav slowly with the hammer on his head* : accha hua change kr diya pehle wahan kaam kahan karta tha
Madhav : look who's talking
Mind ki baate ye kar raha hai hahahahaGopal : aur tu sunn le laxman
Laxman 1 : bha mein?
Gopal : arrey nahi dusra wala...maine terko dekha tu Taara ko kaise dekhta hai main Taara ko bahut acche se janta hu kuch hua usko toh dekh ye hi hatode se marunga...
Laxman 2 : *scared* nahi nahi bilkul nahi acche se treat karunga...promise...
*both of them running towards their room*
Laxman 1 : bha
Inka toh k-k-k-kuch karna padegaTBC
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Golmaal 3 (oc insert)
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