Noah: every time I go to dinner
Cody: seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner
Noah: I'll sit down at the breakfast table
Cody: I can talk they're not able
Courtney: What the heck?
Noah: but when I look at them I find
Cody: a single questions on their mind
Noah: I wish I'd go back to the way it was
Cody: It's not easy now because...
Duncan: Oh I know what this is
Noah: My whole family thinks I'm gay
Cody: I guess Its always been that way
Noah: Maybe It's cause of the way I walk
Cody: Makes them think I like...boys?
Noah: That I like boys
Beth: (uwu)
Duncan: Shut up
Cody: The goddamn question just won't go away, and I get asked every single day
Noah: But the way they ask is not a surprise like how's your day, do u like to kiss guys?
Trent: That's... funny
Cody: This is the worst, baby, this is my fear
Noah: Now their opinions are crystal-clear, because
Cody: My whole family now is shocked, I'm in the closet and the door is locked
Noah: Now my glory days are gone I was John Elway, now I'm Elton John
Cody: My whole family now suspects, that watching SpongeBob had side-affects
Noah: I'm not gay and that's what I said
Cody: If I'm gay, hey God, strike me dead
Noah: 😐😶😯😮😲😨💀
Cody: Just cause I'm afraid of the snow
Noah: Or my favorite color is: the rainbow!
Cody: I don't mean to yell but I fear I must
Noah: Cause I'm losing the people I thought I could trust
Cody: Because, even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay
Noah: Motherfuc-
Cody: you all probably think I'm gay
Noah: Man this song is counterproductive
Cody: La-la-la-la-la
Noah: Because my whole family thinks I'm gay
Cody: What do they know anyway?
Noah: You got to look right through the haze
Cody: Easy-Bake Oven was just a phase
Noah: My whole family thinks I'm Queer
Cody: That is all I ever hear
Noah: But I've been as straight as a ramp
Cody: If you don't count bible camp
Courtney: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
Noah: My whole family by Bo Burnham
Duncan: Explains you soo well
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