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Cody Comes Out

Cody: Guys

Geoff: Wats up man

Gwen: Yeah wats wrong

Noah: I honestly don't give a shit but watever

Cody: I have decided that I am ofically Bisexual

Courtney: OMG YAY U CAME OUT THX FOR TRUSTING US

Cody: Np

Noah: I may be a asshole but I am happy for you man

Duncan: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Imagine liking girls AND BOYS GAY PEOPLE SUCKK...well dick

Noah: You 👈 useless 👎 piece 🍗 of shit 💩. You 👉🏻 absolute 🙀 waste 🗑 of space 🚀 and air 💨🤷🏽‍♀️. You 👈 uneducated 👩‍🏫🚫, ignorant 😷, idiotic 😜 dumb 🤤 swine 💩, you're an absolute 😤 embarrassment 😳 to humanity 🤦👦😤 and all 💯 life 👤 as a whole 💦😍. The magnitude 🔍🔎 of your 👉 failure ❌ just now is so indescribably 🛂🔫🚴🏽 massive 🌐 that one ☝ hundred 💯 years 📅 into the future 📅 your 👉🏽 name 📛 will be used 🎶 as moniker of evil 😈😡 for heretics 💁‍♀️💇🏼‍♂️👯‍♂️. Even 🌝 if all 💯 of humanity 👤 put 🔛 together 👥 their collective 🛠 intelligence 🧠 there is no 🚫 conceivable way ↕ they could have thought 🤔 up ⬆ a way ↕ to fuck 👉👌 up ☝ on 🔛 the unimaginable scale 🐍 you 👹👈 just did. When 🍑 Jesus 🙏🏼 died ⚰☠ for our sins 😈, he 👨 must 🔒 not have seen 👀 the sacrilegious act 🎭 we just witnessed 👀 you 👈 performing 🎭👌, because if he 👨 did he 👨 would have forsaken 💩 humanity 🤦👦😤 long 8️⃣🍆💦 ago 🔙 so that your 👉 birth 👶 may 🗓 have never 🚫 become 😌 reality 😍. After 👀 you 👈 die 💀, your 👉 skeleton 💀☠ will be displayed 📺 in a museum 🏛 after 2️⃣ being scientifically 👨‍🔬 researched 🔎✨ so that all 😤💯 future 📅 generations 👌 may 👌 learn 👨‍🏫 not to generate 👶 your 👉 bone ☠ structure 🕋, because every 💯👌👀 tiny 😑 detail 🇩🇪🐊🐉 anyone 😼👌💥 may 🗓 have in common 😍🐩 with you 👈 degrades 👎 them to a useless 👎 piece 🍗 of trash 🗑 and a burden 💪 to society 😼👌💥. No 🚫 wonder 🍎 your 👉 father 👨 questioned 🤔❓🧐 whether 🌩 or not your 👉 were truly 💯 his 💦 son 👦, for you'd have to not be a waste 🗑 of carbon ⚗ matter 🙅 for anyone 🙋 to love ❤ you 👉 like 👍 a family 👪 member 🍇. Your 👉 birth 😫👉👶 made 👉 it so that mankind 👱‍♂️ is worse 😫 of in every 💯 way ↕ you 👉 can possibly 💯 imagine 💭, and you 👉🏻 have made 👉 it so that society 👥 can never ❌ really 💯 recover 😘 into a state 👌 of organization ✊. Everything 💯 has forever 🕐 fallen ⬇ into a bewildering chaos 🌋, through which unrecognizable core 🌎, you 👈 can only find 🔎🤠 misfortune 👲. I 👁 would say 💬 the apocalypse ☠☣☢ is upon 👦 us 👨 but 🍑🍓 this is merely 🏫 the closest 💁‍♂️ word 📓 humans 👤 have for the sheer 😔😍🙁 scale 🍆 of horror 👿👻🍆 that is now reality 👌🏻💯. You 🙇👈 have forever 🕐🕔🕤 condemned 👿 everyone 👥 you 👈🏻 love 😍 and know 💭 into an eternal 💫 state 👌 of suffering 😭, worse 📉 than any human 👤 concept 🤔 of hell 🔥. You 👈 are such an unholy 🙌🏻 being, that if you 👈🏾 step ⬅👞 within 🅰 a one ☝ hundred 🔢 foot 👣 radius ☀ of a holy 🙏 place 🚩 or a place 🏆😍 that has ever 😠 been deemed ❗👪 important 🔝 by anyone 🙋, your 👉 distorted 😜 sac religious 🙏 soul 👻 will ruin 😭 whatever 🙌 meaning 😏 it ever 😠 had beyond 👉 repair 🙌. You 🤖👈 are an idiotic 💢, shiteating, dumbass 😂🤣 ape 🐵 and no 🙅 one 😤 has ever 😠 loved ❤ you 👈. Rhodes Island 🌴 would have been better 👍 off 💦😝😂 if you'd never ❌ joined 🤩 us 👨. You 👈 are a lying 😤, backstabbing, cowardly 🐄 useless 👎 piece 🍗 of shit 💩 and I 👁 hate 😡👎 you 👈 with every 💯 single ☝ part 〽 of my being. Even 🌃 this worlds 🌎 finest 📥 writers 📝 and poets 😩 from throughout 😎💦 the ages 👵 could never ❌ hope 🙏 to accurately ☑ describe 👇🙌 the scale 🍆 on 🔛 which you 👈 just fucked 😩 up ⬆, and how incredibly 😯‼❗ idiotic 😜 you 👈 are. Anyone 🙋🙏 that believes 🚫🙏 in any religion 🙏 out there should now realize 💡 that they have been wrong 🚼🚫❌ this entire 🇺🇸 time ⏰, for if divine 😰 beings 🐝 were real 💯, they would never 🚫 have allowed ✅ a being such as you 👈 to stain 😂 the earth 🌎 and this universe 😱. In the future 📅 there will be horror 👿👻🍆 stories 📖👈 made 👉 about 💦 you 👈, with the scariest 👾😱 part 🗳〽 of them being that the reader 📖📒 has to realize 🤔 that such an indescribable 🛂🔫🚴🏽 monster 👹 actually 😳🅱 exists 😂, and that the horrific 💀 events 🎫 from the movie 🎥😂😏 have actually 🚟🍆🤔 taken 💅 place 🚩 in the same world 🌎 that they live 🐙 in right ✔ now. You 👁👉👄 are the absolute 😤 embodiment 👤 of everything 💯 that has ever 😠 been wrong 👎🏻❌ on 🔛 this earth 🌏, yet 👇👀 you 👈 manage 👨‍💼 to make 💘 it so that that is only a small 🙀😼💁🏻 part 🍆 of the evil 👿 that is your 👉 being. Never ❌ in the history 📜 of mankind 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 has there been anyone 🙋 that could have predicted 💩 such an eldrich abomination 😤🥵, but 🍑 here you 👉🙋‍♂️ are. It's hard 🍆 to believe 🙏 that I 👁 am seeing 👀 such an incredible 😯‼❗ failure 🚫 with my own eyes 👀, but 🍑 here I 👁 am, so unfortunately 😯 I 👁 cannot 🚫🛑 deny 🚫 your 👉 existence 💁. Even 🌃 if I 👁 did my very 👌 best 👌, my vocabulary 😫💦 is not able 💪 to describe 💭 the sheer 😔😍🙁 magnitude 😘 of the idiotic 😜 mistake 😑 that is you 👈. Even 🌃 if time 🕒⏰ travel ✈ some day 📆 will be invented 🧪🔧, there still 🙄 would not be a single ☝🏻 soul 👻👌🏻📧 willing 🅱 to go 🏃 back ⬅ in time 🕐 to before 😂 this moment ⚠ to fix 🔧🛠 history 📂📜📚, because having to witness 😵😰🤤 such incredible 😯‼❗ horrors 👿👻🍆 if they failed ❌ would have to many 👬 mental 🤯 and physical 👊🌟 drawbacks that not even 🌃 the bravest soul 👻☠ in history 📜⌛🏺 would be willing 🅱 to risk 💔 it. I 👁 cannot 🚫 imagine 💭 the pure 😩 dread 😓😢😖 your 👉 mother 😈👵🅱 must 👫 have felt 😎 when 🍑 she 👩 had to carry 🔛 a baby 👶🏻 for nine 9️⃣ months 📆 and then giving 👉 birth 👶 to such a wretched 😫 monster 👺👹 as you 👈. Not a single 🏻 word 📓 of the incoherent, illogical rambling 😧 you 👉🙋‍♀️ may 🗓 be wanting 🤤 to do to defend 🛡 yourself or apologize 🙇 would ever 😠 be able 💪 to make 💘 up ☝ for what you 👉 just did. The countries 🇺🇸 of the world 🌍 would have wanted 😍 to make 💘 laws ⚖☑ preventing 🚫 such a terrible ✔ event 🎉 like 💖 this from ever 😠 happening 😱 again ❌😬, but 🍑 sadly 😞💀 this is not possible 😱😍💯 since 👨 your 👈🗺👑 horrific 😱 actions 🎭 just now have shattered 😵 every 💯 form 📋 of order 📑 this world 🌎 once had, making 💘 concepts 🤔 such as laws ⚖ irrelevant 🙅🏾‍♀️. Right 👌 from the moment 😳 I 👁 first 🥇 set 👌 my eyes ✨👁🙈 on 🔛 you 👈 I 👁 knew 🤔 you 👈 were an absolute 🙀 abomination 🧟🌈 of everything 💯 that is wrong 🙅‍♂️❌🙅‍♀️ with humanity 👤. I 👁 was hoping 🙏 I 👁 would have been able 💪 to prevent 🚫 your 👉🙌 evil 😈 from being released 😎💦 upon 👦 this world 🌎 by tagging along 💁 and keeping 👌 my eye 👀👁 on 🔛 you 👈, but 🍑 it is clear 🔎 to me now that not even 🌃 the greatest 😇 efforts 😩😧 would have been able 👉👌 to prevent 🚫 a terrible 👎 event 🎫 in this scale 🐍 from occurring 🍆🔥. You 👉 are the worst 👹 human 👤 being, or even 🌃 just being in general 💂, that I 👁👆 have ever 😠 had the misfortune 👲 of witnessing 👀. Events 🎫 like 👍🏼 the infected 🔥 plague 😖😷 apparently 🔎 only happened 🤔 with the goal 💕💦😫 of teaching 🏫 humanity 👤 to survive 🙏 such a horrible 🚯 event 🎫 as the one 😤😬 you 👉 just created 🔨🎨, but 🍑 not even 🌃 mankind's greatest 😇 trials 😐 were able 💪 to even 🌃 slightly ▪😰 prepare 🙍🏿 anyone 🙋 for the insufferable evil 😈 you 👈 have just created 💯. If you 👈🏼 ever 😠 had them, your 👉 children 👶 would be preemptively killed 💀 to protect 🔒 this universe 😱 from the possibility 🤔 of anyone 😼👌💥 in your 👶👈 bloodline 💦 being even 🌝 half 💀 as bad 📉 as you 👈 are, except 😮 you 👈🏼 will never 🙅 be able 💪 to have children 👦, because not a single ☝ human 👤 being will ever 😠 want 😍 to come 💦 within 🅰 a hundred 💯 mile 🛣 radius ☀ of you 👈 and anything 😯 you 👉🏼 have ever 😠 touched 🤚. You 👉🏼 are a colossal 🍆 disappointment 🙃 not only to your 👉 parents 👪, but 🍑 to your 👉 ancestors 🙏🏿 and entire 🎬 bloodline 💉. The disgusting 🤢🤮 mistake 😱 that you 👈 have just made 👑 is so incredibly 💩 terrible ✔ that everyone 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 who would ever 😠 be to hear 👂 about 💦 it would spontaneously 💋 feel 😁 an indescribable 🤐 mixture 🍲 of immense 😱 anger 😡😩, fear 😱 and anxiety 😟 that emotionally 😭 and physically 👊 they would never 🙅🏾‍♂️ truly 💯✔ be the same ever 😠 again 😬. The sheer 😁 scale 🍆 of your 👉 mistake 😱, if ever 😠 to be materialized, would not only surpass 😡👈 the size 🐰 of the world 🌎, but 🍑 it would reach 👍 far 🌌 beyond 👉 the edges 💉 of the known 🎓, and almost 💸 certainly 🔗 the unknown 🤔 universe 😱🌌🙌. I 👥 could sit 💺 here and write 📝 paragraphs 📕📘, nay ❌, books 🎒📚 describing 🗣 your 👉 immense 😱 failure 🚫, yet 😇 even 🌃 if I 👥 were to dedicate 🅰 my life 💓 to describing 🗣 the reality 💯 of what has just gone 🏃 down ⬇ here, and I 👁 would spend 😵 every 💯 moment 😳 of it until my heart ❤ stops 🛑 beating 🚮👊🏻 working 🏢 as hard 🍆💦👀 and efficiently 💦 as possible 💯, yet 😇 there is not even 🌃 a snowballs 😍😜😘 chance 🎲 in hell 🔥 that I 👁 would be able 💪 to come 💦 close 😚 to transcribing 🤓 the absolute 😤 shitshow you 👈😤💩 have just released 😎💦 upon 👦 the world 🌍🌎🌏. You 👉 are an irresponsible 😂, idiotic 💢, disgusting 🙀🤢😷, unloved, horrible 😝 excuse 🙄 for a living 🙅 being who's soul 👻 contains 🌎 less ➖ humanity 👤 than every 💯 ginger 🍞 in history 📜 combined 💦. The absolute 🙀 disgust 😷 I 😳👁 feel 😁 when 🍑 thinking 🤔 about 💦 anything 😯 that has even 🌃 a slight ▪😰 resemblance 👀 to anything 😯 that might 🔍 have to do with you 👈 and your 👉 unholy 🙌🏻 actions 🎭 is so incredibly 😯‼❗ great 🇬🇧 that when 🍑 I 👀👁 am honest 😇 about 😡💦 it I 👁 think 💭 that even 🌃 I 👁 do not posses 👥 a consciousness 🧠 great 🇬🇧 enough 💦 to comprehend 🤷‍♂️🤔 my own feelings 😁 about 💦 it. When ⏰ people 👨 of Columbia 🌊 fought ⚔ to break 💔🖤 free 🆓 from Lungmen, countless 🌌📺 soldiers 😎 fought 💭 and lost 🏳 their lives 💓 in favor 🤷‍♂️ of a chance 🚫🏃🏼 at a better 🎰😶 future 📡 for their children 👶, they did not give 👉 their lives 👤 to have you 👀👉👱 fuck 👉👌👈 the world 🌎 up ⬆ beyond 👉 repair 🔧 to the degree 🌡 that you 🤓👈 are doing right ✔ now. Honestly 😇, even 🌃 when 🍑 technology 📱 advances 🎊 and studies 📚🔬 on 🔛 the subject 🔥💥❄ become 😌 more and more accurate 😤, I 👁 do not think 🤔 humanity 👤 will ever 😠 truly 💯 be able 💪 to understand 📚 what your 👉 failure ❌ actually 😳 means 😏 for the universe 🌌. My hate 😡 for you 👈 and everything 💯 you 👉🙋🏼‍♂️ stand 🕴 for is so much 🔥 deeper 👇🏻 than the depths 😳 of Shambala that you 👈 could probably 😻 take 💅 the entire 🎬 Lungmen population 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👩‍👩‍👧‍👧 down ⬇ there and back 🔙 up ⬆🔝 around 🔃 twenty 😼👌💥 million ⚡ times 🕐🕟 before ⬅ you 👉😏 would have sunk 💥 to the end 🔚 of my hate 😡, and honestly ❎, I 👁 do not want 😋 to exaggerate ❌‼, but 🍑 I 👉👥 think 💭 that that insult 😦💦 was low 🔉 balling ⛹🏻🏆🏐 it such a massive 🌐 amount 📉🔢 that all 💯 mountains 🗻 in this world 🌎 combined 👉👌 would not be able 💪 to stack 💰💦up ⬆ to this imprecise judgement 👨‍⚖️ in light 💡 of the fact 📕 that when 🍑 being honest 😇, my hate 😡 is almost 💦 certainly 🔗 bottomless 🤭😳. There is no 😣 one ☝ in this world 🌎 that has ever 😠 loved ❤ you 👈, and especially 💯 after 2️⃣ what you 😘👉😝 just did, no 🙅🏼 one 1️⃣ will ever 😠 love ❤ you 👉👺 in the future 📆📅 either 🚫. There is no 🚫 hope 🙏🏼 that your 👉 idiotic 💢 behavior 💀 and especially 🙌 your 👉 crooked 👌🏼 soul 💫 will ever 😠 change 🚼 for the better 🎰, and in fact 📕✏💭 quite 📺🔃📽 the opposite 🔃 might 💪 be true 💯. By making 🖕 the mistake 😑 that you 😂🤩👉 just did, you 👈 have shown 👀🔍 me that you 👈🏻 are so incredibly 😯‼❗ hopeless 🙁 that you 👈 will only devolve into a more idiotic 😜 and wretched 🤢 creature 😮 than you 👉 already 👋 are. The only possible 🤔 way ↕ in which your 👉 future 📅 would be brighter 💡🔦🕯 than the black ⚫ hole 🕳 your 👉 existence 😂 currently 💰 is would exclusively 💂 be because there is absolutely 🙀 no 🚫 conceivable way ↕ that you 👉 would even 🌝 be able 👉 to sink 😵😰💉 lower ⬇ than the pathetic 😂 place 🏆 your 👉 current 🚟⌚ failure ❌ has put 😏💰 you 👤👈🏻 in. But 🍑 than again 😬, you 👈 are so incredibly 💩 abominable 👿 that you 👉 would probably 😻 be able 💪 to surpass 😡👈 the worst 👹 conceivable failure 🚫 a living 🐙 being could possibly 💯 make 🖕. You 👉👈 are so incredibly 😯‼❗ pathetic 😂 that you 👈👉 are honestly 😇 not worth 💰🌐 any more of my words 📓 nor my time ⏰. Just remember 💭 that I 👁 will forever 🕐🕔🕤 detest 😡 you 🥵👉👌 for your 👉 failure 🚫 and everything 😂 you 👈 stand 🕴 for, and no 😣 matter 😱 what happens 😱, I 👁 will never 🚫⛔ ever 📆 forgive 🙏🅱 you 👉.

(If you read that all, babe you deserve a standing ovation)

Lashawna: DAMN

Duncan: ...

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