"why thank you"-auggie says taking the babies off of her boobs and putting them on the floor and sitting on the floor playing with them
"no this is not funny your boobs are more perky than mine and you have 2 kids"-kie
"your boobs are amazing kie"-auggie says as jj walks out of the room
"jj squeeze kies boobs for her"-auggie says and jj squeezes her boobs for her
"thanks"-kie
"i got your back"-jj says walking over to the baby's and picking up rhae and throwing her in the air then setting her on the floor and picking ozzy up and doing the same thing and then he sits on the floor with the babies and auggie
"happy birthday love"-jj whispers to her
"thank you"-auggie says kissing jj
"okay babies can you say dada"-jj says looking at the babies and they just look at him confused
"oh come on don't look at me like that please says dada before mama"-jj
"mama"-ozzy
"omg did he just say mama?"-kie
"ozzyyy"-auggie says picking ozzy up and throwing him in the air then putting him back down
"come on it's not that hard dada"-jj
"they both say nothing*
"dada"-jj says but he hit is hand on the coffee table
"fuck"-jj
"fuck"-they babies says at the same time
"JJ"-auggie
"wait hold on"-auggie
"babies who taught you to say that"-auggie
"dada"-the babies said
"awww babies come here"-jj says scouting away from the babies and patting the floor for them to crawl to jj
the babies crawl over to jj and jj picks both of them up
"auggie have you ever tried your breast milk"-jj
"no why would i?"-a
"like just out of curiosity i mean i wanna try it"-jj
"should we do a breast milk shot?"-auggie
"fuck it i wanna try it too"-kie
"okay i think i have some in the fridge you got the babies j there crawling animals that get into everything and anything"-auggie says standing up
"yes i got them"-jj says and auggies get her breast milk out of the fridge and walks back over
"okay who's going first"-a
"me"-kie says taking it and talking a drink
"it's sweet i like it"-kie
"ready same time"-jj says to auggie
"3,2,1"-jj says and auggie and jj take a drink at the same time
"ew ew thats gross"-auggie
"i love if it so sweet i love it"-jj
"well im already breastfeeding two kids i don't need another one"-a
"speaking of babies where the hell did ozzy go"-auggie says looking around
"oh no no no no ozzy come to mama"-auggie
"ozzy make some sort of noise"-jj says as everyone looks around
auggie starts panicking
"ozzy where are you"-auggie says freaking out
"auggie clam down he's around here some where it's okay"-kie
"john b walks out holding ozzy
"what the hell was ozzy doing in my closet"-john says holding ozzy
"omg"-auggie says running up to ozzy and grabbing and hugging ozzy
"what happened"-jb
"ozzy got away from us and we couldn't find him"-jj
"well he was in my closet"-jb
"you are a crazy baby"-auggie says holding ozzy up like he's simba
"rhae come here"-john b says kneeling down for rhae to crawl to him and rhae gets excited and crawl to him
"i don't know why she likes you so much"-kie
"it's because she's in love with him sarah better watch out rhae is about to steal her man"-auggie says dancing around with ozzy
"look at her she's staring into his eyes like she wants to marry him"-jj
"sorry girlfriend he mine"-sarah says walking out of the room
"i think rhae just stole your man sarah"-kie
sarah kisses john b and then rhae looks at her and kisses john b on the cheek
"ooo competition"-auggie
the end.
