Mom: Honey dinners done!
Me who ate earlier: i told you I already ate but thank u
Mom: there's garlic brea-
Me: *runs into the kitchen trips over paper towel and fall on face*
Mom: SWEET SWITZERLAND, YOUR NOSE!!
Me: Mom I'm fine give me the bread.
I almost broke my nose (this was a looonnnggg time ago. I have however had similar things like this happen.)
Stay strange I say
