I'm a mess, lol.
I just did some yard work because my brother is sick (barely has a fever) and he told my papa (grandpa) he would, but since he spoil- I mean sick he can't therefore I have to do it. (Even though brother isn't doing, he's getting paid and not me lol)..
So I'm allergic to pine trees, and I am putting random pinetree branches into a pile. I can't breathe there could be a few reasons 1.) I'm asthmatic and I'm running all over a big lawn because the faster I get it done the faster I can take a nap 2.) I'm ALLERGIC TO PINE--- 3.) I can't stop till it's finished unless I want the belt-- I mean to be tickled.
I got done, and my arms are covered in thick pine sap. I'm freaking out because the soap isn't working. Then I use dawn dish soap. Of course, it doesn't work. My dad and I go camping, hiking, and fishing, so I know a few things. I used butter because it is what my dad uses for him, and it normally works. It doesn't work this time, so I then thought about hand sanitizer it has rubbing alcohol in it, so I try it. It worked. But did I mention, I'm allergic to hand sanitizer? No? Well, I am and now my hands are puffy and I can barely move them
Update: it is now 10:18 at night and I was just told I smell like butter. Siblings, am I right?
