I was dragged to my mom's work (she works at a no kill dog pound/cat shelter) I decided to take a puppy for a walk and I was wearing my platform shoes and decided to just walk barefoot & carry my shoes. I was dragged around by this tiny ass dark chocolate lab mix puppy. I eventually got control after being distracted trying to take my shoes off, but when I was finally back in control, some teens I assume to be around my age screamed, "Fatherless emo!" And next thing I knew, I was crying sitting on the ground covered in dirt with a puppy climbing on me with 3 teen guys apologizing for there asshole friend and trying to comfort me.
The best part is my father is the only irl "emo" I know-
