Thor: OH NORNS, WE ARE THE VILLAINS, AREN'T WE??
Clint: What?
Thor: WE ARE NOT HEROES, WE ARE VILLAINS!
Bruce: C'mon, Thor...
Tony: Someone translate.
Natasha: please.
Bruce: so yesterday, we watched a superhero movie.
Clint: without me?!
Bruce: yes Clint, and Thor-
Thor: HE WAS IMPLEMENTING THE MORAL THING ALL ALONG AND BATMAN WAS TRYING TO STOP HIM!!
Bruce: Thor, nothing the Joker did was moral.
Tony: oh god, did you make him watch batman??
Steve: this is not the time to express your jealousy towards him, Tony.
Tony: i wasn't going to!! I just think i'm way smarter and richer than him.
Natasha: shut. up.
Bruce: anyways, by the end of the movie, he was too quiet then left to go to his room without saying anything...
Bruce: only to find out he watched all the theories and everything else explaining the movie.
Clint: i'm still not following.
Peter: you guys watched The Dark Knight??
Pietro: Y'all watched a film by Daddy Nolan?!
Bucky: DID YOU JUST- DADDY NOLAN?!
Natasha: I didn't need to read that.
Sam: Great. Now I have coffee soaked spit all over me, thank you very much.
Bucky: Boy, you wish it was all over you.
Steve: Uh Wanda? Bucky's cheating on you with Sam.
Tony: BAHAHAHAHA
Wanda: Shut it.
Peter: Anyways...
Scott: The Dark Knight is arguably the best superhero movie of all time.
Pietro: I'm jealous they got to experience Daddy Nolan's film for the first time..
Clint: Babe, you calling Christopher Nolan 'Daddy Nolan' isn't helping.
Pietro: Agree to disagree.
Thor: BACK TO THE TOPIC HERE!
Thor: then you all acknowledge that the Joker was the hero, yes??
Peter: Actually...
Bruce: Don't do it, Peter.
Scott: I agree with Thor.
Tony: how are we the villains?
Thor: because batman was!
Tony: we are not like batman!
Natasha: says the guy with intelligence, money and collections of cars.
Steve: so ironic..
Tony: shut up, both of you.
Wanda: Thor, Joker was nowhere close to being the hero, sweetie. He is a psychopath.
Thor: you would not understand because none of you have seen the film!
Wanda: The Joker loves chaos. He just wanted to see the world around him burn, no reason behind it. He is not a hero.
Bucky: My baby's so smart...
Steve: Yeah, for a 5-year-old.
Natasha: Bruh💀
Wanda: Oh wow.
Tony: I'm... so proud of you, Stevie😭
Bucky: Both you and your Stevie can rot in hell.
Thor: EVERYONE IN THE COMMUNIAL ROOM BY NIGHTFALL! WE ARE WATCHING THE DARK KNIGHT!
Peter: YES!
Scott: I'LL GET THE SNACKS READY!
Tony: no, no, no! No watching dumb knight!
Peter: you did that intentionally.
Tony: you can't prove that.
Natasha: why? we haven't had a movie night in a while.
Steve: yeah, it's a good idea.
Tony: i control the tv, so no. y'all need me so the damn tv can work. HA!
Pietro: fucking grinch.
Bruce: c'mon Tony :(
Peter: don't be mean :(
Pietro: I demand DADDY NOLAN MOVIE NIGHT!
Bruce: okay bud, this is now getting weird and concerning.
Wanda: Exactly. That man is 27 years older than you.
Pietro: Daddy Nolan defender until death!
Tony: nothing anyone will say can change my mind. my mind is set. done. period. blank-
Clint: we get it, jeez.
Natasha: well that's too bad...
Scott: Yeah, i wanted to see Christian Bale in action again...
Tony: Christian Bale?
Peter: He's the main protagonist, he's playing Batman.
Pietro: Yeah. But you said we're not watching it so..
Tony: Hold on, no one said Christian Bale was acting!
Bruce: That's because you didn't want to listen.
Natasha: And I hear he nails the Batman's voice...👀
Peter: Oh, definitely. Don't get me started on the physical transformation he went through...👀
Pietro: the things that man can do to me...🫠
Clint: Piet, you can't have Nolan and Bale at the same time. At least let me have Bale.
Pietro: In your dreams, love.
Scott: Christian Bale is just a whole meal in that.
Tony: OKAY FINE!
Tony: If all of your asses aren't in the living room in the next 15 minutes, I'm watching that man alone!
Clint: YEEEEY, MOVIE NIGHT!
Thor: Roger that!
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Steve: Did I just witness half of the team thirst over a grown ass hollywood man?
Carol: Yep. Your boyfriend's in the lead.
Steve: Carol?! You've been here?!
Steve: and w-what do you mean b-boyfriend??
Carol: ew. who stutters in text form?
Carol: anyways, pretend I'm not here...
Steve: NO?!
Carol: kay, good talk. See ya.
Steve: CAROL?!
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Bale's hot and all but in Pietro's defense, he ain't wrong-
thanks for reading, mwah<3
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