Tony: Okay, let me get a few things straight that happened in under three hours this bright, early morning...
Tony: Scott and Clint have been screaming non stop.
Tony: Peter has been laying down flat on his stomach on the staircase, crying.
Tony: Bucky is currently dressed in a... Shakespeare-y kinda look? I don't even know what he has on.
Tony: Sam and Pietro's room are now aesthetically grey.
Tony: Wanda and Natasha have been paralyzed on the couch in their pjs.
Tony: Thor has been literally buzzing with electricity.
Tony: Bruce is nowhere to be seen.
Tony: And last but not least, my bank account has been steadily decreasing.
Tony: Thus coming to my conclusion that this can only mean one thing.
Tony: Either you have all gone madly insane beyond help, or...
Pietro: SWIFTIES, ASSEMBLE!
Clint: FOR IT HAS FALLEN BEFORE US, THY ART OF MODERN MUSIC!
Scott: THE EPITOME OF A CLASSICAL PIECE!
Thor: NO LONGER DO WE LIVE IN THE DESSERTS!
Bucky: BUT THY RICH ORCHIDS OF ENCHANTING TUNES AND CHORDS!
Sam: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...
Peter: THE TOTURED POET'S DEPARTMENT HAS GLORIOUSLY ARRIVED!!
Tony: ...
Tony: yap. i stick with my first point. y'all are BEYOND actual help.
Natasha: well this is quite the literature class i stumbled upon.
Tony: what, you aren't going to join them? remove your 'piece' on... whatever the hell they're going on about?
Pietro: we are still here, you know.
Tony: sadly.
Natasha: what? no.
Natasha: I'm actually mad because Lana didn't get anything.
Tony: LANA DIDN'T WHAT?!
Sam: Oh look, Tony suddenly gives a shit about someone but himself!😀
Wanda: Lana didn't win any award :(
Peter: yeah, it was sad... :(
Peter: anYWAYS, STREAM THE TOTURED POET DEPARTMENT ON APRIL 19TH😜🦋🩶🖤🩶🖤🩶💞❣️❤️🔥🖤❤️🔥💞❣️🖤🩶🖤🩶
Steve: and there goes my heart attack...
Tony: LANA DEL RAY DID NOT WIN ANYTHING?!
Natasha: Nope. Zero. Nada.
Clint: Wait, are you a fan of Lana, Tony?
Tony: I EXIST and BREATHE for that bitch.
Scott: This... has to be the greatest thing I've read all day, besides Taylor's new album title.
Bucky: Stop my heart's torn between Lana and Taylor😭
Tony: One of them is overrated and the other is under appreciated. There, I've made it easier for you.
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: ̗̀➛ Avengers Group Chat.
FanfictionA mini series of the team chatroom where arguing, screaming, crying, laughing, gossiping and threatening each other exist. Private chats are included too. Enjoy! :)
