𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 #𝟏 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒
Elena Russo ~ Elena is the most famous and popular assassin. Although people don't know it's Elena because she's disguised by going by the name of 'Angel of death'
Aleksander Colombo ~ After 1...
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<New York>
Sunday, July 12 10:00pm
I was currently drinking a glass of whiskey. I'm at a club right now, my club to be exact and I'm drinking my problems away. Elias is right next to me telling me how he forgot to pull out on his one night stand and explaining how if she's not on birth control she could be pregnant and he could be a father, he's acting as if I'm stupid. I know how sex and pregnancy works. You don't pull out when the woman gets pregnant, you do pull out you're a freeman and can live on with your life.
"What if she comes after me and forces me to take her and the kid in. I'm 24 years old and still have five years left till I have to start making an heir for my mafia and take responsibilities" he said, practically exaggerating over the not pulling out thing.
"Stop exaggerating, I'm sure she's on birth control. Most of the whores are." I said, and he rolled his eyes.
"Yeah, you would know that you're the expert" he says, and I chuckled.
"I thought you weren't going to judge my sex life?" I said, and he sighs before turning to me, and laying his hand on my shoulder, giving me the sarcastic look.
"I will never stop judging you because any woman could get you syphilis or an STD. It's very serious and if I were you, I'd get myself checked"
"I wear condoms, my fuck, so I don't think I need to get checked" I said, getting annoyed by his fake ginger ass.
"You can also get glandular fever by kissing them whores" he said, and I shook my head chuckling.
"I don't kiss, and I never have, and never kiss while having sex" I said, taking another sip of my whiskey.
"That's not tru-" I cut him off by punching him in the face.
He always has to bring her up when it comes to my sex life.
"Don't even finished my fucking sentence Elias" I send him a glare when he goes to talk again.
"Whatever we both know it's true" he says, and I know exactly what he's talking about.
"You know you are the most annoying person I've ever met"
"I know and I enjoy annoying the shit out of you" he smirks as the bartender comes over to us.
The bartender gives me another glass of whiskey and I down the drink in one whole gulp.
"Woah, slow down there buddy" he says, and I gave him my amazing middle finger.
"I can drink as much as I want Elias"
"Okay well have fun getting drunk. I'm going back home" he said, getting up from the barstool.
When he says home, he actually means my house, but it will be good because then my crazy wife won't ruin my night.
"Hey pretty lady, can you bring me five of these?" I asked, holding my drink up, leaving it in the air.
