One of a kind(Vance hopper x reader)

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Then I walk me to scotty "ah your so ugly"scotty said"well thank you"I said  boom boom "hello kids" the principal said"we will have our singers and bands come on stage to sing and stuff yeah a couple people went now it time for me

I went  on stage and grabbed the mic "this song is for my boyfriend"I said in the mic (so main character)

"Ta-da-da-da-da-da-da Ta-da-da-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da-da-da"I sing

"They say I'm too young to love you I don't know what I need They think I don't understand The freedom land of the 90s"I sing

I think I'm too cool to know ya
"I'm so cool guys"Scotty said

"You say I'm like the ice, I freeze I'm churnin' out novels like Beat poetry on Amphetamines"i sing

I sayyyy
I sayyyy

Well, my boyfriend's in a band
"Wtf I'm not in a band"Scotty said

He plays guitar while I sing Lou Reed
"I don't play guitar"Scotty said

"I've got feathers in my hair I get down to Beat poetry And my jazz collection's rare I can play most anything I'm a Brooklyn baby I'm a Brooklyn baby"I sing

"Ta-da-da-da-da-da-daTa-da-da-da-da-da-da Pa-ta-da-da-da-da"I sing

"They say I'm too young to love you They say I'm too dumb to see They judge me like a picture book By the colors, like they forgot to read I think we're like fire and water I think we're like the wind and sea You're burnin' up, I'm coolin' down
You're up, I'm down You're blind, I see" I sing

"But I'm free, ooh-ooh I'm free" I sing

Well, my boyfriend's in a band
"I'm not in a fucking band"Scotty said

He plays guitar while I sing Lou Reed
"Who tf plays guitar "Scotty said

"I've got feathers in my hair I get down to Beat poetry And my jazz collection's rare I can play most anything I'm a Brooklyn baby I'm a
Brooklyn baby" I sing

" I'm talking about my generation Talking about that newer nation And if you don't like it, you can beat it Beat it, baby You never liked the way I said it If you don't get it, then forget it Cause I don't have to fuckin' explain it"I sing

"And my boyfriend's in a band He plays guitar while I sing Lou Reed I've got feathers in my hair I get high on hydroponic weed And my jazz collection's rare I get down to Beat poetry I'm a Brooklyn baby I'm a Brooklyn baby"I sing

"Pa-da-pa-pa, pa-de-da Te-de-de, da-da-ah
Ooh-ooh, woah"I sing

"Yeah, my boyfriend's pretty cool But he's not as cool as me Cause I'm a Brooklyn baby I'm a Brooklyn baby" I sing

"Pa-da-da-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da, baby Ah-ta-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da, baby Pa-da-da-da-da-da Pa-pa-da-pa-da, yeah Yeah, yeah"I sing

Ever one cheers "bro who tf that's song about"Scotty says  everyone starts talking because that did not describe Scotty
 
Up next was Vance and his band I already knew what was going happen I get in the crowd the front row Vance and his band get on stage

Vance pov

Scotty doesn't know that y/n and me Do it in my van every Sunday
"Wtf really"Scotty screams

She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know
"Wth bro" Scotty says

Oh, Scotty doesn't know So don't tell Scotty Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know
(So don't tell Scotty)

Y/n  says she's out shopping But she's under me
And I'm not stopping
"She's a whore any way"Scotty says

'Cause Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know So don't tell Scotty Scotty doesn't know Don't tell Scotty

I look down and see y/n look at me I wink at her

I can't believe he's so trusting While I'm right behind you thrusting Y/n got him on the phone And she's trying not to moan It's a three-way call and he knows nothing, nothing
"I knew that call was off"Scotty says

Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know So don't tell Scotty Cause Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know So don't tell Scotty We'll put on a show Everyone will go
Scotty doesn't know

Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know
The parkin' lot, why not? It's so cool when you're on top His front lawn in the snow Life is so hard 'cause Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know

I did her on his birthday
"Are you fucking seriously"Scotty says

Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know So don't tell Scotty Scotty doesn't know Scotty will know Scotty doesn't know

Scotty's gotta know I'm gonna tell Scotty Gonna tell him myself Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Scotty has to Scotty has to

Scotty has to go
"Fuck you man"scotty screams

Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know
(So don't tell Scotty) Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know (So don't tell Scotty) Scotty doesn't know That is so bad! So bad

Everyone cheers " yo scotty I banged your girl she don't want you she mine" Vance says in the mic
He gets off stage i run up to him and Kiss him

We enjoy the of the night we slow dance and very thing

"Bye v"I said "bye love" Vance said he grabbed me and kissed me I was happy I went in the car went home showered the went to bed

Longs story I'm still grounded bro and I keep getting in trouble it annoying