Nygmobblepot(Oswald x Edward)

"Is this love?"(Nygmobblepot) Ft. Riddler

The first time Edward and Oswald talked Ed felt something for him but he couldn't figure out what it was was he sick? Or was he in... Love...?

Ed was in the records room finding a file for Jim and Harvey "You've been zoning out quite alot.." Ed turned around and saw his alter ego "Riddler"

"What do you want." Ed said firmly riddler rolled his eyes "isn't it obvious?"

Ed looked at riddler "What do you mean?" Riddler smiled "I'm saying you like him.." Ed blushed "No! No no no no" he denied Riddler raised a brow and walked towards him "I'm your twin I feel everything you do.." Ed slapped his own face "Ow!" Riddler said "oh it works!" Ed smiled Riddler sighed.

"What I'm saying is you have feelings for him just like you did with Ms Kringle.." Ed shook his head "No don't bring that up.." Riddler smiled.

"well if you wanna see him why not head down to the club..?" Ed looked at his twin "I-i can't.." Riddler sighed "Why not? you scared?" Ed shook his head no

"then what's the problem huh?" Ed rubbed the back of his head "Well.."

"I've been having.." he swallowed "Fantasies..." Riddler mouth gaped with wide eyes Ed looked at his twin Riddler laughed "Oooh my god!" He laughed

"Your joking right?" He wiped a tear Ed shook his head no "Well if your that desperate for him.." Ed raised a brow

"maybe ask him to ya know!" He smirked Ed blushed "Oh no no! I-i can't h-he doesn't know I'm a virgin..!" Riddler looked at Ed "And when has that ever stopped you?" Ed thought.

"Exactly!" Ed sighed Riddler smiled "Buddy I'm just like you ya know if you need help I'm here." Ed nodded "alright.." after work Ed headed to the club "To much?" Riddler looked "Nah."

Ed sighed he looked at his twin "Right behind ya" they both walked in.

"Crowded.." riddler looked around "it's a club what do you expect?" Ed nodded "I guess.." Riddler smiled "Riddle me this.. what has hands but can't clap?"

Ed sighed "a clock what does that have to d-" he looked up Riddler held his watch up "tick tock Ed.." Ed panicked

He heard a voice "Mr. Penguin?.." Ed and Riddler peeked behind a wall they saw Oswald yelling at someone "and if you come here with a OPINION IM GONNA *censored profanity potty mouth* the guy whimpered as he walked away Ed and riddler had wide eyes they looked at eachother "holy.."

Ed fell "oof!" Oswald turned around and looked down Ed held his head he tried to look for his glasses he found them and put them on he then saw shoes he looked up and saw Oswald staring at him "Well now what do we have here..?" Ed gulped he backed up.

Oswald raised a brow "You think I'm gonna hurt you?" Ed nodded Oswald laughed "Your funny." Ed was confused

Oswald smiled and held his hand out "Ed was it?" Ed nodded Oswald smiled "Come with me take some time to relax"

Ed was nervous but he nodded smiling awkwardly they got to the bar Oswald asked for two drinks the guy nodded.

Ed blinked "Oh- n-no I don't drink.." Riddler appeared "one drink isn't gonna hurt you is it?" Ed looked at riddler "I guess not.." Riddler smiled "Atta boy"

Ed sighed he took the drink and drunk it. It was bitter Oswald chuckled at Ed's disgusted face "Taste weird don't it?"

Ed nodded and put it down "Heh." Oswald put a hand on Ed's shoulder "Your cute.." Ed blushed "P-pardon?"

Riddler smiled "oo it's happening!"

Oswald put his hand on Ed's thigh he moved up "I said your cute~" he chuckled Ed looked away blushing.

Riddler smiled "Great going Ed!" He said proudly Oswald smiled "Mind if I take you out to dinner tomorrow 5:00?"

Ed's ears perked up "Of course Mr penguin! I-i mean sure!" Oswald smiled and patted Ed's shoulder "See ya tomorrow cutie" he winked and walked away Ed was red in the face riddler sat where Oswald was "Someone is red"

Ed fell backwards Riddler smiled "You got 0 rizz but you pulled a bad bitch."

He dragged Ed out of the club and into the car they went back to Ed's apartment. Ed smiled to himself guess there is something called love after all.

(Lol part 6 is gonna be out in a few days
I wanted to just write something that has been on my mind so yeah!)