Nygmobblepot(Oswald x Edward)

I'm getting the GCPD off our asses!(Comedy)

You know when Oswald said he can't drive his own car he takes it real personal..

Ed clutched the passenger seat sides because of Oswald's driving Oswald was driving carelessly he just wanted to get Jim and Harvey of his ass he let go of the wheel and yelled at Jim "YOU AIN'T CATCHING US JIM! HAHAHA!"
Ed gasped "OSWALD THE WHEEL!" Ed grabbed the wheel before they could crash they were back on the road Oswald got in and put his hands on the wheel again "Oswald.." Ed said quietly
Oswald replied with a hum "you just stole a random pedestrians car..." Oswald stopped sharply and Ed choked

The seatbelt caught his neck he held his throat rubbing it Oswald looked at ed "Listen Ed i can do whatever the fuck i want I'm in charge now" Ed blinked "But.." Oswald put a finger to Ed's lips
"Shh hush now dear" Ed made a pout face and crossed his arms and looked away Oswald smiled and continued driving "We lost Jim and the other guy."

Ed sighed "if we somehow get pulled over by a side cop that is jim I'm-"
Ed stopped mid sentence "Of course when i say that jim appears!" Oswald panicked and stopped before they got to Jim's car "We need to think of something" Oswald thought and smiled "I got it!" Oswald grabbed Ed's hat and took of his vest "Perfect!" Oswald looked at Ed "Duck down they know what you look like without your hat." Ed sighed and unbuckled and slid down "Right.. go" Ed pulled his phone out and played a game on it Oswald did

Oswald drove carefully and slowly jim and Harvey looked at the Oswald suspiciously Ed realised "Oswald the car they know what the car looks like!"
Oswald gasped "Shit!" Jim through his coffee on the ground "That's them!"

Ed looked up "Oh shit! Oswald DRIVE!"
Oswald hit the pedal and drove as fast as the car would go "Go go go! We're almost in Gotham!" Oswald smiled "Thank god!" Oswald blinked "The mansion! Let's go!" Oswald drove to the river and jumped out Ed did the same the car went into the water and drowned Oswald sighed "They won't know.." Ed nodded and helped Oswald up he grabbed his hat and put it on "I saved us you better gimme a back rub after we get to the mansion he chuckled

They walked to the mansion and they were safe!

(Some comedy i thought of myself so yeah!)