Oswald:Hey man look at my new dog!
Ed:Oh yeah thats pretty cool-
Ed:Daw there's no dog there!
Oswald:Ooo
Ed:Ooooo
Oswald and ed:OOOOOOOOOO
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Bruce:SHUT UP!
Alfred:. . .
Alfred:*Speaks Spanish angrily*
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Oswald and ed singing together be like:
Oswald: Go Suck a dick, suck a dick SUCK A MOTHERFUCKIN DICK!
Ed:Suck a dickkk~
Suck a huge or small dick~
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Oswald:Don't tell you mother.
Ed:Kiss one another?
Oswald:DIE FOR EACHOTHER!
*Ed falls back*
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Oswald:I thought you were bae..
Oswald:. . . Turns out your just fam..
Ed:Bruh...
Owsald:✌
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Ed in season one:
Ed:hahahahaha
Harvey:*Slap* shut up
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Oswald:Why do girls always keep clapping there hands when they talk?
Barbara:*Clap* Your *Clap* not *Clap*
Listening!
Oswald:Should i be respond like?
Oswald:*Clap* I'm *Clap* Really *Clap*
Really *Clap* Sorry!
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Oswald:Oh you had her a Pho-
*Chalupa*
Oswald:WHO JUST INSULTED ME WITH A CHALUPA?!
Isabella:YOU DON'T HAVE A HUSBAND!
Oswald:YEAH THAT'S WHY I FUCK YOURS!
《Third part is out i think ima make a few of theses. more smut and fluff will be coming tomorrow ;) 》
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Nygmobblepot(Oswald x Edward)
FanfictionJust Edward and Oswald stories that include smut,Fluff, Angst maybe comedy But this book has Top! Oswald and bottom!Ed enjoy!
