COLLIDE ➼ mark sloan

𝟎𝟎𝟑. 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐒𝐞𝐞𝐝

Ellie walked into Meredith's house with Cristina. Cristina looked to her and smirked. "So. Have you realised McSteamy is hot?"

Ellie rolled her eyes. She shrugged. "He's hot. But I'm not going there. My time isn't my own," she said as they walked up the stairs.

The two girls opened the door to Meredith and Derek's bedroom. Ellie grinned. "Are you awake?" She asked.

"No."

"Liar. You're talking. Anyway, we have gossip for you," Ellie said as she walked over and sat on the bed next to them.

Cristina dramatically threw herself onto the bed. "The wicked witch is dead," she said.

Meredith raised her eyebrows. "Metaphorically dead? Or dead dead?" She asked.

"Who are we talking about?" Derek asked with a hand covering his face.

"Hahn."

Ellie shrugged and smiled. "Her name is off the surgical board. And all of her surgeries have been cancelled," she told them.

"Hahn is gone."

"That's too bad. She was really talented," Derek said. He saw the look the three women were giving him. "You're not talking to me."

Ellie shook her head. "Nope. Not today," she said as she smiled and pushed him out of the bed.

Derek stumbled out of bed. He heard the door knocking. Meredith looked to Ellie and Cristina. "So, she just left? No warning, no official resignation. Nothing?"

Ellie was about to speak when an unknown blonde ran in and threw herself onto the bed. "Death!"

"Oh my god! It's been-."

"Forever! You look like-."

"You look like-."

"Death!" Both Meredith and the unknown blonde said at the same time.

Ellie blinked a couple of times before slowly climbing out of bed. "I'm gonna go... I need coffee before I deal with secondhand Izzie."

****

"Apparently they went backpacking around Europe together or something," Ellie said as she took Derek's coffee from him.

"Did you see the way she all but threw us out of the bed. Rude."

"Can't possibly imagine what that's like for you both," Derek said.

Ellie turned to him with her eyebrows raised. "Oh dear. You'll be fine Shepherd," she said. She groaned. "How good of a friend could she be?"

"Good enough to kick all three of us out of bed," Derek mused.

****

Ellie got to the hospital where she saw Mark. He walked over to her. "Hey. What's wrong with you?" He asked as he looked to her.

"Some secondhand Izzie threw me out of Mer's bed. Kinda annoyed me," Ellie mumbled. 

Mark smirked. He nodded and looked into her blue eyes. "Listen sunshine. You're the original. Don't let what you call second hand Stevens ruin your mojo."

Ellie blinked a couple of times. "Did... did you just say mojo?" She asked.

"I did. And now I need to go and sleep with a nurse. To get my groove back," Mark said.